SPOILER ALERT! Spill the beans about the ending from one of your favorite movies!

Recommended Videos

Talisker

New member
Jan 31, 2008
117
0
0
PurpleRain said:
Talisker said:
PurpleRain said:
The thing: Ahhh... the Thing is... sorta dead. Maybe? Kurt Russel and the black guy lives. Kinda? I don't know.
If you play the game on the PS2 all will become clear.
I tried to, I really did. But it sucked... hard.
But- nope can't argue with you. It really did suck.

According to the game Kurt Russell was the thing black dude froze to death. It should be kicked in the nuts for trying to be a sequel to a movie that should never have had a sequel.
 

Surggical_Scar

New member
Feb 13, 2008
284
0
0
It's only been going on for two pages, give it a chance, man.

Anyway:

District 13 - The nuke is disarmed, saving the district, and the government is exposed for trying to wipe out 2 million people.

Dog Soldiers - All the team and the werewolves are killed excpet for Cooper and a werewolf-ised Ryan. The two square off, before Cooper stabs Ryan with a silver letter openener, then uses his remaining bullet to finsish Ryan off.

Dusk 'Till Dawn - Seth and Kate are the only survivors of the Titty Twister massacre, after they use the rising run to reflect sunlight into the club, killing the vampires.
 

deathbunny

New member
Jan 3, 2007
4
0
0
Khell_Sennet said:
Tank Girl - Lori Petty is Hawt, Kangaroos win.
Naomi Watts (Jetgirl) was my pick.

Unbreakable - Sam Jack's hair made him do it.
Gattaca - freaky test tube babies make great astronauts.
The Warriors - another gang saves the day.
Collateral - Tom is a lousy shot in a moving train.
Michael Clayton - the phone was on the whole time.
 

captainwillies

New member
Feb 17, 2008
992
0
0
RabbitDynamite said:
Memento - Lenny killed his wife!
no that was the whole thing about Memento. because he had memory loss he couldn't remember what was true and what was false. the guy with the glasses(Teddy i think) could have been lying the whole time. and who was the guy he killed at the start/end of the movie in the white jacket and pants that also knew him from somewhere. plus who was that on the phone that he was telling the story too. and did he really take pages out of his own journal or did Teddy do it so he could manipulate him.

this movie is ball grippingly good, it simply can't be spoiled. take money from your parents or kill your neighbor, then head down to the video store and rent it out, its worth it.
 

Rodge

New member
Jan 24, 2008
12
0
0
Nick is taking flowers to Danny's mum's grave. Also, they don't have sex. (What? If you're my mother, that's a spoiler!)

The plane the engine came from was from the future! Also, Donnie is Christ! Unless he's just schizophrenic! Or something!

They decorate the tree while Charlie Brown is off angsting, then sing 'Hark The Herald Angels Sing'. It's cute. Linus' Scripture-quoting makes me cry and I have no idea why. I'm not religious at all!

Starscream waited until after the credits and then escaped.

...I don't really watch many movies (or TV). Can you tell?
 

EtherAMP

New member
Feb 12, 2008
10
0
0
Nintendofrog said:
How is it that one spoiler t-shirt doesn't have "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time."

Some of my favorites (see if you can guess):

The scene where the main character rides a motorcycle around a wire mesh ball becomes relevant.

The restaraunt is shut down by health inspectors, but the main character opens up his own restaraunt, turning the pseudo-villian food critic into his biggest fan.

The main character saves a kid from being hit by a bus, and a fragment from his watch saves his life, bringing to life the prophecy that "his watch would save his life."

The novice golfer beats the pro with a shot seen previously at a mini-golf course.

The new agent was being trained by the old agent to replace him all along, and is forced to wipe the old agent's memory.

And finally, probably the most epic movies ever.

The main character sees the old doctor again one last time when he comes back from the past, with his new wife and children.
In order:

The Simpsons Movie
Ratatouille
Stranger Than Fiction
Happy Gilmore
Men in Black
Back to the Future III
 

eggdog14

New member
Oct 17, 2007
302
0
0
Guess the movies!

-OhDai-Su is his lover's father

-The jet engine is a time machine

-Nikolai is a Scotland Yard informant

-Anakin is a douchebag
 

2ndclasscitizen

New member
Feb 22, 2008
21
0
0
Another guess the movie:

- The gang make it home, and are saved by the people who were hunting them all night.

- The Doomsday device goes off.

- After 2 fucking long hours, the one unsure guy finally fucking explains why he's unsure, kid doesn't go to jail.
 

StalinsPuppy

New member
Dec 19, 2007
3
0
0
No country for old men - Bad hair cut guy and Tommy lee jones are the same guy.
Mary Poppins - It was all about drugs.
Top Gun - Two men can love each other in a sexual way
Cloverfield - Its a clarified military video Not because of the monster attack(every one in new york filmed it) but because if you look carefully at the Coney Island date you see a splash in the see which is linked to the origin of the monster.
Jacobs Ladder - he never left Vietnam, he died there but could strangely see the future.
Scarface - Tony survives to make a video game.
Final Fantasy VII - Every body dies except for RedXIII and the other dogs who inherit the Planet.
Hard Boiled - Allan dies, his boat trip is metophrical( Excuse all my spelling errors) He doesnt go to antartica he dies in the hospital car park.
Capturing the Friedmans - They didnt do it, the American legal system is flawed (Shock horror) But the dad was shady.
Twelve Monkeys - Bruce Willis saw him self die and the whole film is a dellusion of a young boy.
Crank - He is a vampire that is imune to sunlight and will never ever die.
Transformers - Optimus prime and Megatron are the same person, this is why Optimus can give Megatron's back story even though he landed on earth over one hundered years later.
Black Hawk Down - The UN's rules of dont fire unless fired upon are a waste of time when you are as gung ho as the US milatary. Not taking sides in conflicts dont apply when a president is about to lose an election.
Click - A heart felt morality play on the ponerance of motality.
13 going on 30 - it sucks to be old.
Pulp Fiction - God was controlling everything to get hold of Marcellus Wallis's soul.
Resevoir Dogs - Mr Pink set everything up to steal the jewels.
Fight Club - By falling in love with your own male alter ego you can solve all your problems.
Antz - Communism Works
Deep Impact - Anything named after Elijah Wood will kill us all.
The Blair Witch Project - It was a hoax perpatrated by film sudents to make the most succesful film since "Deep throat"
 

MikeyW

New member
Feb 21, 2008
144
0
0
Alien Vs Predator Requiem: Everyone loses by becoming completely retarded from exposure to the film
 

Quistnix

New member
Nov 22, 2007
233
0
0
eggdog14 said:
Guess the movies!

-OhDai-Su is his lover's father

-The jet engine is a time machine

-Nikolai is a Scotland Yard informant

-Anakin is a douchebag
Oldboy, Donnie Darko, Eastern Promises, Any Star Wars

2ndclasscitizen said:
- The Doomsday device goes off.

- After 2 fucking long hours, the one unsure guy finally fucking explains why he's unsure, kid doesn't go to jail.
Dr. Strangelove, 12 Angry men
 

Katana314

New member
Oct 4, 2007
2,299
0
0
Surggical_Scar said:
Pan's Labyrinth - Ofelia is told to sacrifice her infant brother by Pan so she can return to her real home, but she refuses, because she loves her brother. Ofelia's father, escaping the Resistance's assault on their villiage, tracks her down to the labyrinth and shoots her. The Resistance execute Ofelia's father and rescue the baby. Ofelia still goes back to her true home, by sacrificing herself.
Man, that's one of the few movies I sort of cried over. For most of the entire thing, it felt to me like the typical fairy movie. "There are bad men all over! But you can scare them away if you believe in magic! A lot of other people will die, but that's only because they care for you."
If there's one thing I hate about movies it's cliches. It was certainly turning out DIFFERENT from a normal fairy movie with the whole bloody war stuff, but everything INSTANTLY changed when Ofelia was shot.
"Wait...did he just....did he miss? No....hooooly fucking shit...."
It's weird, but I really love sad endings. And it was only punctuated by the great death of Ofelia's father.
"I want him to know...what time I died."
"No."
"What?"
"He won't even know your name."

I was really thinking that with all the honor bullshit and evil bravery that guy had, there was no way he could be truly DEFEATED even by being killed. I was proven wrong.