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    Nintendo-themed paintings for charity

    Here's a couple of paintings I did recently that found their way into the Child's Play charity auction: Hope y'all digs!
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    Best Way To Make A Telemarketer Rage Quit

    Me, I like to affect a high-pitched voice and impersonate a foul-mouthed toddler. TM: Hello, is [My name] there? ME: Who? TM: Oh, is your daddy home? ME: ... What kind of fucking **** are you? No, my "daddy" isn't home, he's out getting pissed. TM: Well what about your mommy? ME: Look...
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    Question of the Day, Feb. 25, 2010

    Well, I didn't say I use it for lunch. I work as a graphic artist, and the lunchbox is just big enough for my collection of pens, pencils, erasers, pastels, triangles, protractor, sharpeners, x-acto knife and glue. The Vault Boy sits on my desk and watches me work. Always watching...
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    Question of the Day, Feb. 25, 2010

    I only got the Fallout 3 SE for the Vault Boy bobblehead and the lunchbox it came in. they have both served me well.
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    Poll: WTF? I didn't . . .

    Constantly. -In Mass Effect 2, during the mission to retrieve the IFF unit I was mid-battle and a glitch caused my entire party to suddenly jump to the ceiling, constrained to a small horizontal area notably very far from anything resembling cover. I promptly died. -In Fallout 3 I got...
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    Funniest/Best Fallout 3 Kill?

    Killed a Raider who just so happened to fall face-down on the crotch of a Super Mutant. Juvenile, I know, but I wish I'd been on a PC so I could get a screen grab.
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    Raiders, the crazies....so stuck---edited

    I'd recommend a mad-lib style "The {adjective} {noun(s)}", something like: The Red Fist The Iron Breakers The Bone Cutters The Broken Circle The Skull Fuckers Or a descriptive made-up noun like: Cutters (I think it's reasonably assured that they cut people regularly) Scabbies (if...
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    Stereotypes of where you come from

    Huh. I've actually never heard that one. It is a pretty gay-friendly city, but most of what people know about it involves rain, Nirvana or Microsoft.
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    Stereotypes of where you come from

    Seattle/Pacific Northwest: We're all flannel-wearing, unshaven software geeks with a salmon fetish.
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    Word Association.

    Marinade
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    Game for Girlfriend

    Ah, OK. Usually when I hear someone refer to themselves as a 'fan' of Ayn Rand it's followed by something to the effect of "OMG all teh wurldz problemz wud be fixed if we jus' stop given helpz to poor peeple and work for ousselfz!" Until you want to beat them about the head with a thick...
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    Help Meeeeeeeeeeee.

    Ouch. Hopefully this one is relatively benign; if you google the given name of the "anti-virus" software that's bugging you, generally you can find a resource on removing it. I had a ************ of a virus get into my work computer (never trust Turkish news sites with your Olympics coverage)...
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    Geekiest City

    Seattle - within about a 50-mile radius are: Nintendo, Microsoft, Valve, Wizards of the Coast, PopCap, Big Fish, The Experience Music Project/Sci-Fi Museum (they share a building), Amazon.com's birthplace and current HQ, RE-PC Museum, Museum of Communication, Air & Space Museum, Pacific Science...
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    Game for Girlfriend

    Wait... You got a Rand fan into a game that's essentially built on the untenable nature and inevitable failure of Randian Objectivism? BU-WHAAAAA?! OT: The Katamari games are good, as are puzzle-based games like Bejeweled (or Puzzle Quest if she likes a bit o' narrative), Peggle, Fat...
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    ME: Speculation on origin of the Reapers

    The life span of the universe is nigh-incalculably long; the time elapsed between the fall of the Protheans and the rise of humanity is roughly 50,000 years, so it's conceivable the Reapers were begat only a few million years ago and likely didn't and won't survive the next Big Crunch. They...