Recent content by SconnieHack

Introduce capitalism and wait. Give it about 250 years and the living will envy the dead.

Obviously it's Han Solo, but it's not so much Han as the implied sense of "Yeah, I can't believe I got the drop on you either!" that the pic captures. I may be dumb and lucky, but I'm not the one that got jumped by a horde of impossible space bears. That's a motto I can live with.

Wow. I can't believe that "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline didn't make the list. Well, I guess it did now. This is a fantastic book.

It's still going to make bank. I personally find Bay to be a notch above Joel Schumacher in the pantheon of directors I would like to see brought up on charges of crimes against humanity, but he's following the same formula that politicians have been following for years: Appeal to the lowest...

Sure. You have to look at it pragmatically if you're a guy. Let's say your average video game gives you 10 to 20 hours of game play most of which is usually spent behind the character you're controlling. Which means you're effectively staring at the ass of the character for 10 to 20 hours, and...

I'd have to go along with the crowd for the most part, but touting a british comedy series just because its british is the height of precocious trendiness and those people should be beaten with a garden hose.

Champions Online. I lose days.

Yeah, I would. Hell, I would play Call of Duty: BDU Laundry Day.

Dead or Alive Extreme. 'nuff said.

NPC survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. First off: Clear my goddamn line of fire! Secondly: I pumped 30 rounds into that goddamned Charger and Ellis gets the kill? Ellis?

Gabriel Belmont. (Step 1) I'd dress up like his dead wife and scream "Not in the face!" (Step 2) When he flinches away I kick him in the junk. (Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 until defeated.

Geek: Yes. Geeky Things: -1 I play an OBSCENE amount of video games -2 I read sci-fi almost exclusively -3 I watch anime -4 My dream hook-up is Wonder Woman -5 I love comic books..er...graphic novels -6 I had a vanity plate named after Dash Rendar's ship in Shadows of the Empire...

An F-22 Raptor from H.A.W.X. 2. Hmm. Going to have to have my fellow survivors on the ground set a bunch of zombies on fire so that my sidewinder missiles will work.

Resident Evil 2 at the part where the licker jumps through the interrogation room window. Full volume + alone in the house = wringing urine from boxers.

That which does not kill you leaves you weaker for the next thing that tries.