Recent content by shockywatt

Thanks everyone for bringing back all these fun memories! Who needs sleep anyway.

Beat him with Nicholas Cage, he guessed Tim Burton.

Hey buddy thanks for mentioning Jeff the killer! After all I don't NEED sleep.

In one documentary Slender Man takes a shotgun to the face, and is not harmed. You can not kill him you can not stop him. Before dismissing him, watch Tribe Twelve it's scarier then Marble Hornets by far.

I was playing Left 4 Dead two today for the first time since December 2010 and I couldn't help but notice that the individual players had really gotten mouthy and arrogant. I joined multiple server and each one was filled with spiteful dicks, before I considered lfd2 to have one of the better...

Mind Blown. Also Fox New has appeared in the Simpsons, chew on that for while.

I have a funny story about vegans. My friend, his vegan girlfriend, and me went to a barbecue restaurant, my friend licking barbecue sauce off his fingers and she stood up and yelled "I cant take it any more I cant watch you lick the blood off your of fingers!" He looks at her and says "Its...

This game is the only reason I will get the Wii U, its the Half Life episode 3 of Nintendo

I would like to point out that you are stronger then a god at the end of Shivering Isles you turn into a daedric lord that cannot die, at least the 9 divines can be killed.

You know full well why young man.

I claim ownership of all water on earth including the water in your bodies. I will hold it ransom until i get 1 billion dollars

I always kidnap them with and place them in my friendship shack.

Im going to make a new character for dawnguard, the problem with my old one is he's king of everything and its just gotten too ridiculous.

I know that's how it works I have a ork army, Its just kind of funny when you have this game trying to be super serious grimdark, and then have orks making ramshackle vehicles with clap your hands and believe magic. I love orks I think they are the most interesting army in 40k but the universe...

I hope you know that made image made me have a relapse to my childhood nightmares.