Recent content by Shruikine

It would be scary, if in the pictures i could see the scary bits!! As far as i'm concerned, i can only see a foggy wood. However, i have a deep, profound fear in the supernatural, so Slneder Man, i'm sorry if i have offended you. Don't kill me.

Ooh ooh ooh, i want in!

Well, if you're gonna try and out-history me, in the Dark Ages, after the break up the Roman Empire, when most knowledge was lost, people went back to believing the earth was flat. It may have been a bad way of putting it, but never, ever try to outdo me on history. Unless you have a Masters in...

Common consensus these days is that videogames are bad for kids. However, in the middle ages, common consensus around the world was that the earth was flat. Case closed.

Power Armour would be awesome. Either from 40k or Fallout. Can you imagine? No chav would ever even look at you funny, since you could punch them so hard they went back in time and caused the extinction of the dinsaurs.

Next Tuesday, at about 4.30 in the morning. That's British time, guys. Sorry about the spoiler.

Oooooooooooooh god, too many to count. But: Kings of Leon - All songs sound the same Metallica - All songs sound the same Daft Punk - My friend won't shut up about them. All songs sound the same. And many more.

Sob, sob... I'm a deprived child.... I have only a DS and PSP... FML.

I'd probably do some sort of comedy stuff. Hehehe, striptease.

Meh Then they'd go "Why meh?" to themselves and then i'd Jump up and KICK THEM SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT THEIR HEAD EXPLODES!!!

He got screwed over by a bus. Hehehe. Shane Schofield rocks!!

Basically said what I tell everyone who tries to tell me it's either A. Well written (It's £%^&@#> isn't!) B. Has a good storyline (Vampires that DON'T suck blood?!) Twilight and all it's sequels are awful. Yes i've read them, and i want that sad part of my life back. DON'T READ THEM!!

God, i wish real, non-sucky vampires would come back. I actually miss the juvenile terror of having my body drained of essential fluids.... Now girls are draining their fluids over Edward Cullen. HE'S NOT REAL!

A petrol station. Chuck down a match and go down in style! Nobody said anything about surviving...

Why not have a computer made of bacon?! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bacon....