Recent content by Sifter49

Not sure if anyone still checks, but does anyone remember older ps2 games? I remember there was this odd turn based rpg about a boy finding some nanomachines(?) that turn into a gun. He gets allies like a snarky british guy with a feather he throws and a woman with a trench coat and a...

I'm a fan of TWEWY, but I have the creeping notion that Square Enix is just going to have him for one section in KH (along with being bound to KH's battle scheme vs WEWY's fighting). Although hyped at first, DNF has shown me how a game developer can really disappoint. Not to sound like a...

At the risk of sounding like a child, did they really need an ass-rape fatality? I'm serious; look back at about 30 sec, one guy gets his colon ripped out and eaten. I'm not sure whether to laugh or rock back and forth in the corner, telling myself 'what is seen cannot be unseen.'

To be perfectly honest, I was disappointed when I actually picked up the game from pre-order (placed when the very first bit of news confirmed it was real). To be fair, the game isn't Satan's hemorrhoid raping you in hell, Too Human, Kane and Lynch 2, Superman 64, and Dragon Ages 2 gladly share...

Best way to kill a zombie? I gotta say the, "Stomp them in the bollocks, then beat them to death with your bare hands" technique is my favorite. If I got a big crowd, I just use a molotov, which is followed by the "Stomp and punch them to death," maneuver.

Peeing in the shower isn't really that large an ordeal. Three reasons are 1) Fresh urine is sterile, 2) It's getting washed away by the shower anyway, and 3) It can really save on the water bill, especially if you shower every single day.

I agree, a scorpion tail would be pretty sweet. Maybe also have the ability to project streams of poison/acid, for those "just in case" situations of course. ~.o

To be honest, I never heard a howl. I've heard their snarl and scrape as they tried to make love to my eye socket repeatedly, but I haven't heard them 'howl.'

When a telemarketer calls, I go horror movie on their asses! I get a little recording of some girl screaming while I use an electric knife on some turkey/ ham with a bone. I pause that, then go outside with my shotgun and say, "Whoops, I think she's dead. Gimme a sec...," I fire a shot right by...

Creepiest Character? I would have to say Stross from Dead Space 2. You know he's off his rocker, but he goes batshit near the end. I can't even use a screwdriver without sudo-pain.

Thank god somebody said this! What the hell happened to the good ol' days of being fun? Most of the crap we have is 'Artful,' 'immersive,' and 'philosophical;' but what the hell happened to the actually important question, "Is it fun?" I admit I'm buying the game for nostalgia's sake, but what...

As several others have said, I didn't know Kortney at all. Terribly sorry for your loss and the loss of so many others, but take peace in knowing that she has found a serenity so many other great people were lucky enough to meet. Sorry for burrowing my nose here; just paying my respects.

Damn Right!!! Any problem with life can be killed with FIRE! Here are some examples: Problem: Kid wants a firetruck for Christmas Solution: Set fire to his home! Problem: Kid tries to sue you for burning his home Solution: Set fire to his Lawyer's office! Problem: Kid sets fire to your...

Personally, I recommend Phantasy Star Zero. It controls similar to PS I and II, but you get some more unique weapons and enemies.

When first referred to as 'sheep molesters,' I was about to subtly walk away. I reward you 586/10 pts, however, with the ever so rich burn on Canada. The burn would have been epic, but all of the ice up there pretty much makes it pointless.