THERE'S A BIRD IN MY ROOF AND IT WON'T SHUT THE F**K UP
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Damn Right!!!
Any problem with life can be killed with FIRE! Here are some examples:
Problem: Kid wants a firetruck for Christmas
Solution: Set fire to his home!
Problem: Kid tries to sue you for burning his home
Solution: Set fire to his Lawyer's office!
Problem: Kid sets fire to your home
Solution: Use more fire!
Any problem with life can be killed with FIRE! Here are some examples:
Problem: Kid wants a firetruck for Christmas
Solution: Set fire to his home!
Problem: Kid tries to sue you for burning his home
Solution: Set fire to his Lawyer's office!
Problem: Kid sets fire to your home
Solution: Use more fire!
*facedesk*believer258 said:It must have a different name where you live. Over here, that particular album is called "Redeemer".shadyh8er said:Blueprints for Future Homes by my hometown heroes Norma Jean. What do I win?believer258 said:
(Kudos if you know the album cover.
OT: Catch it in a pillow sack then release it into the wild. Also, if possible, record yourself doing it and post it so that we may laugh.
Since you got the album name wrong, I couldn't give you a cookie. But I can give you a blue waffle:
Congratulations!
I named a song off of the album! DAMMIT! Oh well. Where's my red syrup?
Now I have the image of him going out there in a pinstripe suit and fedora hat with a cigar between his teeth and tommy gun spraying the roof of his house.Lawllerskater said:
"Keep the change ya filthy animal!" or "Say hell-o to my lil'le friend"
I had a similar problem not too long ago, first thought "hey I have a cat" so I did the sensible level headed thing and put my cat into the same area as the bird and expected results because my cat is a cold blooded killer I've seen her kill things. so after about an 1hr and a half I thought "ok that should be long enough" lo and behold my cat runs out of the room and the bird is still there!!!
apparently my cat loses all killer instinct once in the house, damn cat.
so if you don't have a cat or just have a useless cat like me the only option is to kill the bird preferably with a fire ax tapped to a sledgehammer just to be sure, but if killing isn't your style we have the great invention known as a bag (which come in different sizes!) so just go in and bag em, if you are afraid to go and catch the bird then set c4 to where the bird is making noise and boom no more bird.
apparently my cat loses all killer instinct once in the house, damn cat.
so if you don't have a cat or just have a useless cat like me the only option is to kill the bird preferably with a fire ax tapped to a sledgehammer just to be sure, but if killing isn't your style we have the great invention known as a bag (which come in different sizes!) so just go in and bag em, if you are afraid to go and catch the bird then set c4 to where the bird is making noise and boom no more bird.
Call his mother a Turkey, he will become enraged and will fly at you, you then must trap him in a cage and if you wish, keep it as a pet or put it in the house of someone you don't like. Edit:
What you must've gone through to find that picture... Dear God man, are you still sane?believer258 said:It must have a different name where you live. Over here, that particular album is called "Redeemer".shadyh8er said:Blueprints for Future Homes by my hometown heroes Norma Jean. What do I win?believer258 said:
(Kudos if you know the album cover.
OT: Catch it in a pillow sack then release it into the wild. Also, if possible, record yourself doing it and post it so that we may laugh.
Since you got the album name wrong, I couldn't give you a cookie. But I can give you a blue waffle:
Congratulations!
