Recent content by Sir Broccoli

Sure, blue Santa's a thing. Every december he awakens from his slumber and battles red Santa to the death. Did they not teach you this in kindergarten?

Seems cool, I'm in.

Destroy it using the power of FRIENDSHIP! Or make a second black hole and use it to change the course of the first black hole. Whatever suits you.

I actually think that's a pretty close guess. After all, World of Goo (a very cheap game that's completely DRM-free) had a piracy rate of around 90%. I highly doubt whether Ubisoft's DRM does anything to decrease this number (in fact, it probably increases it.) Anyway, it's nice to see that...

Wait, can you shiv someone with a potato?

John Carmack - failed Mr. Freeze - failed (though it DID take him more questions than usual) A dwarf from Dwarf Fortress - failed!? Damn this thing is good

Heh, I figured it was gonna be the Warriors of Darkness after he mentioned that there's four of 'em.

I had to google weetabix. It looks kind of disgusting.

Oh yeah, now that you mention it. They probably only moved the s once though, I'm guessing they shot Paul and Graham's bits separately and then edited them together.

How about "Insert name here" for the worst name ever? Think about it, if that's the name on your ID or creditcard then absolutely NOBODY would believe it's real.

WAR GAR BAL! I totally saw that one coming as soon as you put on that hat.

The water temple wasn't difficult as much as it was annoying to do. Having to pause the game, go to the equipment screen, equip the metal boots, unpause the game, take two steps, pause the game, equip the normal boots and unpause the game every goddamn time you need to go trough a flooded...

Ah, "If problem, apply fire." A method that has stood the test of time.

"Fuck!" Richard tossed the mangled piece of metal aside. Appearantly disposable razors don't make good screwdrivers, who knew? Richard searches the room for anything that could make a good screwdriver.

I need a screwdriver, or something that can be used as a screwdriver. Richard put on his glasses and took a look around the room. Whoever designed it really liked the color white. Even the goddamn painting was a simple white sheet of canvas. He spotted something silvery on the nightstand...