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    Poll: When was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

    The tender age of 14 - 3 years of mental and emotional hell and abuse later, I finally got to a point where I was able to dump his sorry ass. I wish he was brutally maimed so he's a burden on his family and locked in the prison of his mind. Jerk. About to turn 23 and just got out of my 3rd...
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    Lambi presents: YF, YF, YLF. This week: Legend of Zelda

    First was Ocarina of Time, we finally got an N64 like 3 years or so after it originally came out (which is roughly a century in kid time) so we pretty much played it non-stop out of sheer joy of upgrading to this century from the snes (which we also loved and played the hell out of prior)...
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    Study Finds Girl Gamers Are Seriously Hardcore

    *ignoring the "commentary" and sticking to the topic* This study is simply not a good overall assessment of female to male gamer demographics period. It takes one online game (one with questionable relevancy as well), which people play for different reasons (social interaction, achievement...
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    What game(s) did you recieve for x-mas 09?

    A Wii, Wii Sports (duh), Wii Fit Plus, Super Mario Galaxy and another Wiimote and nunchuck, which really surprised me as I was essentially told we were too broke to afford any of it and to not expect it - mum ended up getting it through a points bonus at work. Totally worth the horrible food...
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    Cannibalism

    Delicious ]:D But in all honesty, a bit like pork. mmmmm...
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    Poll: Would you be the opposite sex for a day or week? and what would you do?

    I would totally do it, then I would play with my newfound man bits until I got bored and fell asleep lol on a more serious note it would be very informative to the experience of the opposite gender, and I wouldn't have to bother drawing on eyebrows before I left the house or worry about that...
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    Fox News Detroit Likes The Legend of Zelda?

    Really zazzed things up in my opinion.
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    The Most underrated Metal Bands Around

    Ok sorry this got windy... Do keep in mind that this forum is comprised of members from around the world. Even the United States has distinct regional differences wherein certain bands or subgenres are more popular or well known depending on where you live. (ex. What the hell is sludge...
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    Gore

    No that's just how DAMN GOOD he is lol
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    Why are russians always evil?

    Sure did! ]:p Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to working on my "At Least I Didn't Mention The Cold War, Communism or Accents For The Umpteenth Time" acceptance speech.
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    Why are russians always evil?

    Hey I never said it was a good example... And hey, he's like a giant spiked turtle.. dinosaur thing. That breaths fire. Which is totally different. So there.
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    Something I don't understand...

    He nicked it off the redneck trying to re-kill him to protect the moonshine that killed him in the first place.
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    Why are russians always evil?

    What about the original Japanese gaming villain [http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/bowser.html]?
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    If you could kill off any side character from a videogame

    While I don't want to kill Navi/the other fairies per se, I would love to play a rousing game of tennis with them as the balls. Fairy dust for everyone!