Recent content by Spazticated

I agree, natural selection, these people getting themselves killed over a gaming addiction only improves the gene pool for the rest of us. But what is worse is that, now a minority of idiots mess it all up for everyone else.

I'll think you'll find most of the "Haters" are Aussies and even then, it's more out of a friendly rivalry than anything, maybe a bit of jealousy.. I mean, crap internet is a small price to pay for non-retarded censorship and a lack of deadly, deadly wildlife. Now as for you Yanks? I'm not...

"You're screen whoring!" "Stop screen whoring!" "Watch your own damn screen!" These are complaints that get thrown around a lot when ever my friends and I are split screening something. Also, there's more money to be made in selling your other 3 friends a game and/or console and/or a...

World of Warcraft, sad I know. Let me check my /played on my main... 187 days, 18 hours and 38 minutes... on that one character. This is followed closely by Pokemon yellow, before my first save was overwriten by someone else, I had managed 255 hours on it, the AA's required for...

Now, you would think if someone really was a "Pro" they would be able to adapt to any scenario in the game, regardless of what perks and weapons other players use and succeed instead of placing arbitrary limitations on class composition.

Your average Kiwi accent with a large dash of Southland "Burr" mixed in for good measure.

Why the hell not, already do it when I feel the need and unless someone is watching me, nobody else is going to know... since its not like there's a yellow pool around the drain SINCE I WAS SHOWERING at the time, hell there's far messier things to do in the shower and nobody will know.

Whatever one isn't the water temple, really. But I'm going with Spirit temple, for the epic feel.

I often do to see what happens and for a laugh. In fallout 3 just recently I spent a good half hour dying and reloading a save in Megaton while I went crazy with the Experimental MIRV. In GTA4, I would spawn a chopper, head as high as I could go and fling myself out. I would also get a...

Sword and board all the way, no ammo and plenty satisfying, goes great with my suit of armour. My local museum would be worried why the medieval exhibit looks so bare, but... they'd all be zombies anyway, right?

My PC is named "The Bojangles Experience" and my Xbox 360 is named "Genocide" after the custom game type I would make on the various Halo games.

Well if I was 17, I would sleep a lot easier knowing my legal guardian was trying not to drop the soap, having been arrested and jailed for buying me a copy of GTA4 for my 18th birthday. That was sarcasm by the way, oh and so was that, I guess.

Wasn't it not that long ago when christians were burning us heretics alive? Torturing us untill we confessed our heressy and killing us anyway? And you call an athiest campain that is telling people "Now stop worrying and enjoy your life" "Throwing down the gauntlet"?

I'd be Doom Lord Spazticatusticus, donning ancient bright yellow greek hoplite armour. My hoplon will be embossed with the smiley face of madness. My master plans include turning everyone who stares into the smiley face incurably insane, monopolizing the hokey pokey icecream market and...