Recent content by SplicedUp068

Why would I want to get this if they don't even include a season pass in the deal? Nice try, Volition. /sarcasm. OT: I wouldn't mind buying that if I had the cash.

I cannot think of how to describe my extreme pleasure at this video so, I will simply state that I would like to see more of this. I would like to see more of this, please.

My name is Commander Shepard and ... I'm an anime?

I went with the Imperials. Yes, they tried to cut off my head. But, I hate racists. (also, after completing the imperial quest line I did the dark brotherhood quest line. I just like to imagine my character trying to explain why he did what he did to his bosses.)

Steps for killing a dragon 1. Find some form of cliff 2. Use dragon rend on dragon 3. Wait for it to land 4. Upon landing use Unrelenting Force to push the dragon off the cliff 5. Watch it roll 6. Profit and a dragon soul

You have to give the child your magical toilet scrubber to fight back the monster and re-take the house! Also, Skyrim reference, for fun you could tell her to yell at the monster to scare it away.

Rene Descartes goes into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him if he would like a drink to which he replies "I think not" and disappears.

In a word NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Well, it could be circumcising if he was strangling a different head.

Sorry, I didn't mean that in an offensive way, I was just trying to clarify.

Bobby is just an English term for a police officer, and she is old enough to have lived through the 70's.

Hey Jack, you know what you are? A stupid, annoying and useless character, and oh yeah, dead by Collector Lasers. She actually died in my campaign and I laughed my head off when it happened.

The Crysis 2 nanosuit and the Painkiller from Painkiller. Why, you may ask? Well, how else am I supposed to liquify zombies *and* sneakily snap the necks of criminals. (Well, there are other combos but at least with the painkiller I can also shoot lightning)

No problem, and if you want to see new LP's by these guys, they operate out of Something Awful games threads.

www.lparchive.org just enter Metroid in the search bar and you'll find them