Recent content by sqwalnoc

Maaaaaan, I have loads: Fallout 3. i've played it as 4 different characters but never actually finished it for some reason Z steel soldiers. got to level 27 out of 30 then just couldnt be bothered final fantasy x. got to riiight near the end then got killed by one of them big purple ogre...

If I could, I would go totally cyborg.. i'm talking a 25 foot tall robot with my brain safely contained within it. even it it only doubled my brains lifespan I think it would be worth it, 160 years alive is better than 80 plus i'd be a giant robot!! Cybernetic technology has come further than...

Zapp brannigan wins by a furlong!! "aah yes, comets.. the icebergs of the sky if you will. if we jacknife from one to the next at breakneck speed we might get a gravity boost... or something" - Zapp

Last night on Gears 2 I played a split screen co-op game with my mate and everytime i picked up a gun it was telling me how to use as if i've never picked it up before, i thought this was strange then i noticed that seriously 2.0 popped up and it said 100 when last time it was around 5000. I...

"Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past and wisdom is knowing you'll be an idiot in the future" can't remember where i heard that and from one of my best friends me: "it could be worse" Him: "yeah, someone could come down, beat you up and torture you to death" the sheer...

Dante's prop slasher attack, proper minces enemies with his sword spinning on the end of his finger Algol's ability to teleport across the arena in soul calibur 4. he summons a chair, sits in, teleports then stands up and it dissapears... teleporting in style. V.A.T.S. 'Nuff said

I really hope robots are actually like bender when we properly invent them.. that would be seriously funny

face: yhgyhj gv Palm: yuyu yuh hmm, the palm one was a bit strange

I loved the sims when I played it a few years back (sims 1 with the hotdate expansion if I remember correctly) I tried playing it normally with no cheats once and I HATED it, having to micromanage every aspect of this witless cretins life so I could actually get some money to build a nice...

FFX, those huge purple troll looking things near the end of the game that cast meteor or something when you kill them, it took ages to kill it then AFTER IT WAS DEAD it kills all of my guys with a huge rock from space. fuck that said I.. and it was the last time I played FFX kantus monks in...

I thought that this was a problem, but i thought about it for a while and came up with a solution that seemed plausible. Imagine that you have a population of a certain species, say dogs (although its not important), now split this population in two and place the two groups in geographically...

Cod4/WaW singleplayer: being spammed with a seemingly neverending supply of grenades from the constantly respawning enemies Multiplayer: FUCKING MARTYRDOM, how can anyone think its skillfull to kill someone by magically shitting out a grenade when you die, its even worse when you weren't even...

I find youtube to be a hilarious phenomenon. no matter what video you are watching (it can be on pretty much any subject), the comments are full of people bitching, calling each other gay or taking the serious piss out of someone for making a simple mistake or spelling error. eg. "you fucking...

JEEZUS H. I can remember a friend and me were co-opping RAAM on insane, no joke it took upwards of 40 attempts to beat him, it was the damn krill that did it nearly every time. For me though, worst bosses have got to be: Dead Rising: that ridiculous fight on top of a tank with that army...

Resident evil 4: That underground lab with all the regenerators in.. there was barely any ammo around and they kept making thoses noises, even when you couldn't see them.. *shudders* The first time I fought krauser in that busted up castle, you had no idea whether going round a particular...