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None of the above. PSYCHO! YOU ARE A MEAT BICYCLE! I WILL RIDE YOU WITH MY AXE BUTT!

Fast burgers? Dick's Drive-In. It's mostly a Seattle thing. Good burgers? Lil' Woody's. It's entirely a Seattle thing. And yes, everyone's aware that our two premier burger joints have really obvious double entendres for names. Oh, and Hot Mama's Pizza for... well, you know.

Put peanut butter on a hamburger. With bacon. For real.

The Black Keys. Granted, they're more Blues-Rock, but I say it still counts. And no one can tell me that BB King isn't some sorta genius. They're on a mission from God.

As Dave Attell would say... "First, look surprised. And don?t worry, you will be surprised. And then say this: 'Quick get some help! My hand and my penis are fighting!'"

If you're looking for a tabletop game, you might try giving Warmachine a look. It's on a much smaller scale, and the setting is quite interesting. The starter packs cost around 50 bucks, and come with the quickstart rules and enough models to play. Of course, it doesn't hurt that the company...

I think the answer is "Cows the fuck." And any given youtube poop.

Ok, play me an F-sharp on a drum kit. There's no notes there, and the "tuning" isn't really the sort you're talking about I think. I would say they're a percussion instrument that happens to be able to do non-percussion things, and doesn't require you to actually hit anything. If you can use...

Anything by Victor Gischler, such as Gun Monkeys or Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse.

As a 4e Goliath Barbarian (named Vorlakk), I jumped off a thirty foot cliff... to land a blow on the big bad (who had just been thrown off that very cliff). My DM was kind enough to roll my falling damage for both me and the baddy, and the damage damn near killed him. Later I tried the same...

Lemmy is god, and I want god on my side.

A lot of songs from 16 Horsepower have a definite southern horror vibe.

I did notice that. I also noticed he was way closer to her all of a sudden.

It's Hit-Monkey, friends. A simian assassin who's out for justice!

Voodoo Shark, baby. And an explanation, with apologies to your productivity. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VoodooShark