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    The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

    the super sledge from fallout...... gulp..
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    'Slut' Parade

    If what they really want is to stop rape, something arguably everyone on the planet wants (excluding rapists i suppose...), then thats all well and good. we should all have anti rape parades. you know, where everyone can come together and say "hey everyone, don't rape people you psychos" or...
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    In the Grim Darkness of the Future, There Are Only Ponies

    well theres a good half hour or so of my life i'll never get back. not to say it wasn't well wasted.
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    Personality-Based Superpowers. What are yours?

    being super impatient and gerenally quick, i would probably get super speed and, possibly, better relexes. i would probably also have incredible strength and resiliance when pissed, as that happens to me anyways.
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    So, what's your RPG weapon?

    long sword made entirely out of Lego bricks. blue ones to be specific. it would be comically over-sized but light because its lego.
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    OMG POKEMONS!

    Blazekin just fire kicked my face in. smashing and burning, bad way to go....
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    If you could have any two game companys work on a game.

    Bioware and Lion head, for an rpg that may consume my entire life. nintendo and the little big planet studio, for the CUTEST GAME EVER! and this.
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    Why new Dante and new Lara are a problem.

    maybe google search has failed me, but i don't even see the difference in the new lara croft. So if your complaining that she might have slightly smaller boobies, then YOU are the worst kind of person. also new Dante looks basically the same, same coat, same everything else really, just skinnier...
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    What Would You Say?

    I would continue to stare more and more intently at him. right in the eyes, showing no signs of fear or any other emotion without saying a word. usually im pretty good at stare downs like this. also hopefully whatever he was on causes severe hallucinations, which might cause him to picture me as...
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    You're having a party which was just gate crashed by NPCs of the last game you played

    Last game i played was black and white 2, so we got a giant lion, hordes of people who worship me like a god, and some very pissed off Aztecs. well my house never stood a chance.
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    PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

    ugh. damn it PETA, what game are you gonna ruin next? I have heard a lot of weird, seemingly unbackable claims by vegans, such as they are smarter or healthier. well when Pam Anderson is your poster girl, i don't really think you get to claim vegetarians have higher intelligence now do you PETA?
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    you've turned into an npc from the last game you played

    well the last game i've played would be soul caliber 3. i have no idea who that would make me, but likely it would be bad ass.
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    I need my best friend to realize his girlfriend is worthless

    Begin a long, slow, steady proses of subtly hinting that the girl is trash. nothing big, just small things. for instance instead of saying "OMG UR GIRL IS A TROOOLLLLL! SHE SOOO UGLY!", try "so i noticed a rather large mole on your gf face, might have her look at that. could be cancer". ok so...
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    RPG what sex do you prefer?

    my name may be tehmagicMAN but in games im usually playing a female character. also oddly enough i rarely ever play a mage. usually a warrior or rouge. so tehmagicman is rather misleading in terms of my play style.
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    Poll: 80% of what you learn in school is useless?

    High school is basically day-prison for teenagers. Cant have them running around unguarded all day. Stupid teens.... Anyways I would have to agree with that claim. Most of what I learned i can't remember, which leads me to the conclusion that I haven't used any of it since i was paroled from...