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    Post jokes

    I was going to say "humanity", but this thread restored my faith, I'll just mail you a letter with joke from the *snerk* PostOffice
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    Can anyone recommend some good power metal?!?!?

    My interests are more in black metal, but let me see if i can suggest things that are power metal, or have the 'soul' of power metal: not particularly close to power metal, but you might like
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    Why does virtually every "non-binary" gender go back to m/f?

    So many words when a moviebob-esque graphic could be used *PEOPLE ARE WEIRD* Trying to assign absolutes to the human race is generally asinine. How the bloody hell are you people going to handle sci-fi tropes like cyborgs? 'either you are a human or a robot, you are just trying to be a...
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    PewDiePie Addresses Recent Media Coverage Amidst Controversy

    Thank you, someone here is making sense. I don't know why I check out comment sections anywhere these days, they just further my creeping suspicion that humanity is never going to be anything more than shaved apes on a mud ball.
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    Monster Trucks - Truck This Tire Fire

    That's silly, now people will confuse tires with the one handed god, Tyr (like ye olde English or something). Also, intercourse and the distinction between xx/xy, are both called sex. We have this thing called context to help us, no one is going to mix up the two. This argument is beginning to...
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    What are you listening to Escapists? (August 2016 Edition)

    coldwave/ dark wave/ goth? so nice to reminisce about bad presidents past rather than looking to the future. synthwave cover of death metal, why not? some other stuff
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    Why do people walk on the left side of the aisle

    That's the problem with America, no one wants to go left. I swear the middle people are drifting towards the right and it amazes me how the people on the right can go that far right without knocking over the shelves. I blame Reagan.
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    Over seventy dead in vehicular attack in Nice, France

    Times like this, I just look on the bright side: giant space rocks could hit us at any moment and we could do nothing to stop it. Global temperature and population are on the rise. The sun will eventually die. Terrorists can't terrorize dust in the wind!
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    Yes, Pokemon Go Has Impacted PornHub Searches

    you're all surprised? No one can resist this Pikamon I chose you <3
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    What do you want to see in TES VI?

    1. an engine that can run a bunch of mods on max settings for more than a few hours.... haven't played skyrim too much, but it had the same problem that oblivion had right? I don't want to wait for enb to make a patch to allow me to play an extra hour. 2.more interesting races. There are like...
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    I Choose You

    metal ain't edgy, edgy is A: Hey everybody checkout the Columbine shooters' favorite song. I.E. Being pointlessly offensive in an attempt to create a narrative of "dark and misunderstood" (read: cool and interesting), without putting much effort into it. B: A juvenile's attempt to...
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    The best animal companions for depression

    I barely understand needing the company of the SAME species. OT: I can tell you what NOT to get: Caged animals: you will come to realize their pitiful existence mirrors your own. Animals you feed mice to: reminds you that death is inevitable and your only choices on the matter are; Do...
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    EA Concerned Kids Don't Know About WW1 For Battlefield 1

    There was a World War 1? All I know is there was a World War 2, named as such because earth 1 and earth 2 fought and earth 2 won after Powergirl and Jay Garrick beat Supergirl and Barry Allen. Oh wait I remember, I learned about it in the 5th grade, something about arch duke Ferdinand and...
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    So, how many dudes here roll a female character? Also vice versa?

    As a Y chromosomed individual, depends on the situation. In a single player game, the only time I'll even consider playing male is if he can be lithe, none of that meat-brick nonsense. In MMO's usually male to avoid certain attention by some people (I'm here to grind content, not grind on you...
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    Could Batman defeat the entire Avengers?

    Here's how it goes down: Batman throws an EMP to defeat Ironman. Sprays some docility concoction on Hulk, knocks out the now not-so-angry Bruce Banner. Posses sexily towards Thor, causing him to think impure thoughts or whatever while flying, causing him to fall so hard he gets knocked out. Boom...