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    You have just been sent into the world of you favorite game. However,

    Well my fave game at this moment is Planescape: Torment, so I guess join the Sensates, chill with Fall-from-Grace, maybe learn some magic, then once I get bored of it, take the first portal to Elysium and retire for life.
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    Introducing the new Doctor

    Here's all the negative reactions in a nutshell I've seen to Doctor #13 so far. -- "The Doctor shouldn't be a woman because I personally don't think they should be." -- "This is the BBC being politically correct because they just want to pander to feminism and the WOMZ, I know this despite...
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    D&D 5th Edition: Magic Initiate and Cantrips in General.

    Well thankfully there is a simple solution to this problem, the GM can just not allow the feats and that way the rogue/paladin munchkin can't use the cantrips.
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    Great Sci Fi TV shows (except Star Trek)

    Fringe, basically the X-Files of the late 2000s and early 2010s. It's much better than the name would imply though and it has one of the best performances of John Noble (Denethor from Lord of the Rings) as a mad scientist (emphasis on "mad").
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    You get to remaster one game/franchise...

    I'd remaster the FreeSpace games in the following ways: Both: - Upgrade the graphics to modern standards. (Or at least something graphically on par with high-end FSOpen mods). FS1: - Fix the Silent Threat expansion so it isn't a haphazard mess of poor level design and sub-par...
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    Bioware GM Says Mass Effect: Andromeda is "Totally Softcore Space Porn"

    Well... Now I know that I'll roleplay Ryder as an asexual. Assuming of course that I have another brain fart and I forget that I'll sooner eat my own teeth (I'll find a way) than buy another EA game.
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    Nintendo's Princess May Be In Another Castle

    Alright, who wants to help me invest money in a company that specializes in developing inter-dimensional travel just so we can travel to this timeline: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/PlayerTwoStart Because sign me up for a timeline where Nintendo partnered up with Sony for...
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    What's the strangest thing to ever happen to your body/mind?

    Okay it's official, shrooms make you able to talk to dead people. It's the only logical explanation. Personally the weirdest thing to happen to me (and it's probably a testament to how boring my life has been so far) is that I remember I was once as a kid sick with some mean strain of cold...
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    REPORT: Evidence Suggests All Battleborn Porn Drawn by Randy Pitchford

    Goddamn it I fell for this again!
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    Your Top Sci-fi and Fantasy Shows

    I don't watch a lot of fantasy shows so I'll stick to my fave sci-fi shows: 10) Star Wars: Rebels - Best Star Wars thing since Knights of the Old Republic. 9) Firefly - I don't think I need to say anything else about this one. 8) Rick and Morty - Better written than 90% of all adult...
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    ModDB Announces 2016 Mod of the Year Winners

    Seriously, no love for Mental Omega? Now that Paradox is officially dead and buried, this is the biggest and most ambitious mod for any Command & Conquer game. If you own Red Alert 2 and expansion Yuri's Revenge you owe it to yourself to check out Mental Omega (you can find it here...
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    This Song is F****** Fantastic

    Land of Confusion is awesome.
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    In which "utopia" would you like to live in?

    The socialist in me really wants to live in the Worker's Republic but the stoner/new age retro hippie in me wants the Eco-Commune. Maybe if you could combine the two and throw in the technocracy's advanced technology (all that renewable energy can't just come from nowhere) that would be the...
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    #144: Light my Fire

    You know, based on this performance in the Halo expy I would've pegged him as a Rogue, maybe that's what's gonna happen to everyone in this game, they'll switch classes to those that actually fit their skills and abilities.
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    Games you love to play... except for that one part!

    Well I'm glad you enjoyed it but I could never get more than two beam cannons on any try, and while I will admit that the second half of the mission is better it isn't worth it in my opinion.