Recent content by The Kraken

To be a man you must have honor and a penis.

This always makes me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95z1DqOIUg

I'm being attacked by the Kraken... but I don't even live anywhere near a body of water.

Didn't the Gorillaz try this years ago?

But... I've always had a zubat in my party! I don't know what to replace it with, maybe that fluff ball in the top left corner. It has bat wings...

This is the perfect example of why more Watchmen should not be made, and Moore understands this.

Psychonauts. They even set up the ending for a possible sequel, it just never came... and then I died a little inside.

Hellboy is awesome

Actually it's been proven that until a child is about 2 years old it has no concept of object permanence, in other words if it can't see it the baby doesn't understand that it still exists. So when you play peek-a-boo with a baby they honestly think you just disappeared and then popped back into...

I used to think that there was a monster that lived in the toilets, and the sound it made whenever you flushed it was him coming up to eat me because I had pissed him off. So I would either flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom or, if it was nighttime, not flush at all. My parents were...

They better have awesome looking evolutions because right now I'm really disappointed. That water starter is going right next to Nosepass.

I see what you did there

It's supposed to be a college level course.

I took Stats and US Government this week, next week I have Bio and both of the Economic Exams.

Washington State University with a major in Bioengineering. Go Cougs!!!