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    Poll: What is your favourite kind of sword?

    OH DIP, Jack fuckin Churchill. Sorry, but one (admittedly seriously fuckin badass) dude ain't doin much to sway the whole "swords are completely goddamn irrelevant in the modern world. and when posts like happen you know the thread is beyond hope
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    Understanding Parenthood Through Ponies.

    yeah misogyny isn't really what I was lookin for but honestly OP, your post raises some, uh, questions. 1.) what the hell kind of person looks up dramatic readings of torture fic for a show about cartoon ponies for unironic purposes 2.) how the fuck do you become so goddamn attached to a...
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    I need help finding some good games.

    the STALKER series is the most fuckin legit series to come out in the past decade, so you'd be remiss not to play them, especially with shit like the Complete mods that have been made for each game in the series (I think, Shadow of Chernobyl and Call of Pripyat I know have them). It may only be...
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    Poll: What is your favourite kind of sword?

    gonna be honest, don't even know what the fuck so i guess you win?
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    Understanding Parenthood Through Ponies.

    i'm going to ask you a very serious question, and it would be nice to receive a straight answer: what the fuck is wrong with you
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    The internet is a strange place - Reptilians and other crazy shit.

    is Malatora old hat by now? because seriously, fuckin Malatora.
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    Shooter Stories-can they be better?

    y'all are trippin some heavy shit, except that one dude who gave a shoutout to STALKER but then he ruined it by implying that CoD has a good story so I don't even know what the fuck
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    Poll: What is your favourite kind of sword?

    all those swords that became obsolete in real life because the invention of firearms and later trench warfare made them completely irrelevant in any kind of actual combat and holy shit you people
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    I may have just had the absolute WORST weekend of my life...

    shitthatdidnthappen.txt
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    What do you think when you hear the word "transexual?"

    ahahahahahhahahahah tryin to rationalize homo and transphobia way to go buddy boy
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    What brought you to the Escapist?

    Zero Punctuation brought me here. The terrible fucking userbase is what drove me away.
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    Poll: Has Fallout fallen out?

    I will assume, for the sake of argument, that you have never played Fallout: A Post-Apocalyptic Role Playing Game or it's well regarded sequel, Fallout 2. I will assume, again, for the sake of argument, that Fallout 3 is your first experience with the Fallout series. As well, I will assume that...
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    Books for my 'Must Read' list?

    John Dies at the End. You need some kind of relief after the crushing depression of 1984's plot and Atlas Shrugged 87 page speeches.
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    Strain

    I hope this is okay.
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    The last book you finished + 2 lines of review

    John Dies At The End. A book that is surprisingly both funny and scary in equal measure. Read it for the twist ending!