Recent content by tkmachine

"You should see the other guy." You and Oscar Levant.

Slowbeef, Diabeetus and occasionally Proteus (the guy with the deep voice). Youtube's copyright enforcement has gotten retarded lately, but according to the retsupurae guys that's not what got them banned. They got suspended for "TOS violations," and one of the cited videos was the one where...

I like how everybody complains about the Sopranos finale like it was just some random capricious directorial thing to do. Go back and watch the final scene closely. Pay attention to what it is doing. It ends the way it does for a reason. It got canned. Rifftrax is hit and miss...

"It was me. I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby."

GRAW on the PC had this great multiplayer glitch where you'd start a new round and there was a certain chance you'd up in this bizarre ghost state where you were invisible and impervious to harm. You couldn't shoot people or interact with the world in any way ... except for throwing grenades...

95% of the time, "based on a true story" means "we took an anecdote that's been knocking around in the collective consciousness long enough to stand in place of the truth and we heaped a ton of contrived bullshit on top of it." If you aren't completely cynical of Hollywood marketing by now...

You're talking about Far Cry Instincts, a completely different game. I'm talking about Far Cry on the PC, the very first Far Cry game. And for those of you who haven't played it, the volcano is the game's final challenge. Let me set the scene for you: You are standing on the rim of a...

You must be talking about some kinder, patched or ported version of Far Cry 1. Let me tell you about the Far Cry 1 to which PC gamers were introduced. FIRST HALF Fun, engaging free world sneak/shoot/sabotage gameplay where you skulk through the undergrowth picking off confused goons and...