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Zombies! Ehehehehe...

You can be Kanthaka!PONYPONYPONY.

The bunny is a remnant from when they smashed Christianity together with the Pagan Eastre. EDIT: Sniped. By three people.

Then I will be Hephaestus. Stop. Hammer time!

I don't take myself seriously, but everyone around me seems to. This led to some problems with the guidance counselors, but they dropped it after a few weeks of not being able to contact my parents.

Coconut cream, because I really like the taste of hand lotion mixed with alcohol, but I don't want to destroy my vital organs.

I like 'Delicious', because as an adjective you can use it however you like. "That sandwich was delicious!" "That book had an ending that was absolutely delicious." "Watching them tie him down and poke him with sticks was... Delicious."

We're on what now, the sixth generation, and still no emu Pokemon. If Nintendo wanted me to keep playing, they would hurry it up and make me a god damned emu Pokemon now. That being said, nothing they can do now will compare to the original 150 + Mew.

I tend to stop myself in the middle of sentences, not because of my word choice, but because I can feel a hideous Boston accent creeping up on myself. Sometimes I'll stop in the middle of a spoken sentence and snap for thirty seconds because there was a delicious sounding word that I wanted to...

It glitters . I'm absolutely loving it, Glee!

Dromaeosaurus, because where else can you find half bird, half lizard things that eat flesh?

Baked goods

Maybe it's one of those things where they get married and never see each other again, the dog gets eaten and the child lives a normal life.

Ok, I'll cave. Leprechaun it up Fanboy! Do you need a large picture of my spoon thing before you can make it green and festive, or will the small one work?

Laughing so hard, if I die tonight, it's your fault Uber.