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    the ^ < V game

    ^ Yes, but a carefully opened fridge leads to cold pizza. *munch* < Uuuuuh, I made some people mad. T_T V Haven't you heard? Band-aids are racist now.
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    I told you, I didn't want any help. I told her this, and just to be absolutely clear here, I didn't blow her off like some kind of jackass. She asked me if I needed help, I said "No thanks, I'm just looking around", and she still insisted on following me around and not let her eyes off me...
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    Excuse me? Comedy? Derogatory? Insulting? What did I say that was so bad? I don't remember saying anything about Christianity being bad. One creepy clerk does not an enite religion represent. I'm serious about being scared that she might accuse me of something, because I have never met a...
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    I just wanted people to share store stories. Instead, everyone are just focusing on the "Christian" part of "Christian bookstore". Focus on the Adrians too, you jerks. Goddamnit, can you even mention the word "religion" on this forum without everyone starting a fight about it?
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    I wish people at least could wait with the Christmas stuff until after Halloween, preferably near the end of November. STOP PRESSURING ME, MALL! YOU ARE CAST OUT FROM THE HEAVENS TO THE GROOOOOOUND!~ I really like melodic metal, so I don't really care what image the band has as long as I...
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    Uh, I don't know if this or your following posts were directed at me, but when did I say that Christians are "the scum of the Earth"? It was the one clerk who creeped me out because she wouldn't stop following me, being less than two meters away from me and stare at me for no apparent reason...
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    Let's not go there, my friend. I mean, you can think that, but let's not go there.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ I don't believe in samples! Give me all of it or GTFO! < Man, mackerel in tomato sauce sure is tasty... V Have you been drinking again?
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    "I Accidentally Walked Into A Christian Book Store"... Got Any Good Store Stories?

    Yesterday, I got back from visiting my uncle in South Africa for 10 days. I have to say, it is an amazing country. You know, aside from the poverty of certain areas, which is distressing and heartbreaking to witness. After spending most of the first day sleeping due to not being able to get...
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    Supergirl show. So, how was it?

    Exactly! Unless people realize that this is a trite, insulting to everybody and, worst of all, fucking stupid way of handling these things, we are never going to move on to greater things. Everyone need to stop acting like girls doing cool stuff is such a big deal; That's just having...
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    Crimson Peak - A Gothic Horror/Romance from a Visual Master

    I just got back from watching it with a friend, and I gotta say, this is exactly how I felt about it too. Except for the wonderful acting part. Don't get me wrong, I don't think the actors were bad. I think the main problem I had was that the characters they played were so...dull. Especially...
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    Vote for Me!

    Vote for me, and I'll lock up all middle schoolers in the world in a large arena and have them kill each other for our amusement a'la Battle Royale.No, not Hunger Games. Battle Royale, you pleb.
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    Blatant Lies

    I love middle schoolers. They are such well-mannered creatures who don't leave huge messes in the bathrooms on purpose. I mean, anybody can leave huge piles of paper towels everywhere but in the trash can by accident, right? And they certainly don't leave their dishes everywhere, either. They...
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    A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

    Damn middle schoolers They leave a mess on purpose Shitty little brats Large piles of paper Underneath the trash cans can't Be an accident The 6th-graders were More well-mannered than these shits God, they are a pain
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ 3...2...1...*whoooooosh* < Spooky scary skeletons... V *bites your face*