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[FPLOON]

2 minutes ago...
Listening to a podcast...
Desktop app crashes...

 

[FPLOON]

Three nights in a row...
Fell asleep behind the wheel...
The Internet Wheel!

 

[Barbas]

Preparing desktop...
Oops, I just lost all your files.

Try again? Y/N​

 

[FPLOON]

Fucking pumpkin spice...
I really don't like that shit...
Won't want it gone, though...

 

[Xeros]

"Turn the volume down"!?
"I'm supposed to be working"!?
Bunch'a fascist clowns...

*Crank it up to 10*
"DROP! CUT THE CORD! TEAR AWAY!"
Have some Spineshank, Steve!

 

[FPLOON]

Dammit, Sinister!
Why can't I watch you fully?
It's always half way...
The list grows larger...
The planned collection's coming...
Hold on to your Wiis...

 

[Xeros]

All out of popcorn.
D row "unavailable".
Fuck vending machines.​

 

[FPLOON]

How many chapters
Would it take before the ghost
Wins and kills us all?

One month shall pass forth...
The DVD still not shipped...
A first from Sender...

 

[Xeros]

The 'Murican Dream:
Twelve-sixty-five an hour
Just to shit 'n piss.​

 

[FPLOON]

Before the sleep falls
One last movie falls tonight
Fall's getting Half Baked

 

[Xeros]

Almost out of work
Hardest thing I'll do all day
Is looking busy.

Downtime? That's a laugh.
Downtime's unacceptable.
Work! Move! Mush! Hustle!​

 

[FPLOON]

Late night tab-closing...
Then some chest admiration...
And hypnotism...

 

[FPLOON]

Race to the finals...
Catch them on the inside track...
Win to the next round...

 

[LordJiine]

Sitting in my class,

Browsing the Escapist site,

Because screw working

 

[FPLOON]

Overslept again...
Woke up with water on face...
How did that happen?

 

[Twintix]

Damn middle schoolers
They leave a mess on purpose
Shitty little brats

Large piles of paper
Underneath the trash cans can't
Be an accident

The 6th-graders were
More well-mannered than these shits
God, they are a pain

 

[FPLOON]

<url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTe1-a6Pdo>Gas - Microscopic
Another song on repeat...
Calm like Outer Space...
Next week of no shows...
Only a handful premieres...
It's a Hallo-week...

 

[Barbas]

Loading Escapist...
...Error: no Escapist found.
Boot from other drive.​

 

[FPLOON]

Ate some pre-heat food...
That's been out for some time now...
Stomach's like "Fuck that!"

 

[Barbas]

You can't go that way.
Please return to Cyrodiil
Ad enjoy our game.​