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    Did handheld gaming just die?

    This is why I bought an iPod Touch for $200-ish and a three-year-old refurbished flipphone for $20 off eBay. I do not like having my mp3 player, wifi web browser, and gaming device on the same battery as my phone just in case I get so bored somewhere that I run down the battery to nothing on the...
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    $2.50 Reviews: Jurassic Park III (2001)

    I saw JP3 under bad circumstances, and I thought the funniest part was how the tyrannosaurus rex shows up very early in the film... and then another dinosaur shows up and kills the t-rex almost immediately, as though the studio is saying to the audience, "ZOMG THERE'S SOMETHING WORSE THAN THE...
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    Poll: Borderlands 2: Manufacturer discussion

    Strangely enough, I like how Dahl guns tend to just feel solid and don't require a lot of screwing with, though other manufacturers often do similar things.
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    $2.50 Reviews: The Tuxedo (2002)

    Chan has given interviews where he basically admits that a lot of his American movies were crap, but he did them to get more money to fund the movies he really wanted to make back in China. It's kind of a sad thing for a guy who was so frequently awesome.
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    Poll: Is Confessing to a Girl a Good Move?

    Here's a sane, reasonable thing to say to this girl: "Hey, I'm sorry to bug you, but I've seen you in here a lot before. Would you like to go get a cup of coffee sometime?" You shouldn't confess to this girl that you're harboring a huge crush on her, but if you want to get to know her...
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    Playing with jerks

    If he's actually a nice person, then he'll understand when you tell him it drives you crazy to play games with him. Friends don't have to get along in everything they do.
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    What do so few gay gamers play FPS games?

    You know, some stereotypes do exist. There are women that play FPSs, as well as women that play fighting games or women that play RTS, but if you took a survey of all of the people that play those genres, you'd find that they're mostly populated by heterosexual males. Why is that? Is there...
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    Brain Science Proves Diablo 2 is Better Than Diablo 3

    Sir, he was not talking out of his ass. He was talking out of SCIENCE.
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    Brain Science Proves Diablo 2 is Better Than Diablo 3

    Okay, first, my biases here: * I played Diablo 2 and enjoyed it, but I never got into Hell mode because I found the late game far too repetitive. * I found Diablo 3 to be a better game than 2, mainly based on the ease of trying different builds. * Similarly, though, I didn't enjoy the late...
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    Blizzard Unveils Diablo III "Paragon System"

    I seriously don't understand the people who hold up the endless high-level grinding of Diablo 2 as some sort of paragon of the genre but think the max-level grinding of Diablo 3 has reuined the genre forever...
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    2011 Bilboard Top 100 Review: #100-#95

    Kind of a huge project there. Good luck with that.
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    Underage Sexual Assault Victim Faces Jail Time...For Tweeting the Names of Her Attackers (UPDATED)

    Because it's a lot easier for the prosecution to plead guilty for the crime and take a reduced sentence than to have to drag everyone into court, select a jury, and deal with the media. Plea bargain culture is a complicated thing in the U.S. - something like 90% of criminal cases end in...
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    The Amazamaling Spooder-Manz

    HEY BRO DONT BE KNOCKIN SPIDER-BRO THAT BRO IS MY BRO AND HE IS A SPIDER