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    You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

    great, i'm some random elf that sits around waiting for some guy to drop a mounted head on him. i think his name is baerin or something, he's one of the dark brotherhood targets in oblivion....
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    Poll: What will you be buying in November?

    skyrim and saints row 3, but not sure and saints row...
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    Odd features you find attractive.

    braces, but i have no idea why. also curvy girls, i can't stand skinny girls.
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    I have decided to be completely honest, escapists, so I wrote this. I hope someone will read it.

    i'm not sure what to say, but i can relate a lot to how you feel. i only really wanted to say i read the entire thing...
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    Longest and shortest video game names that you ever saw

    "Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two" and "Ys" also, welcome!
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    Poll: Was i the only one who was satisfied with PS2/Xbox graphics?

    hell, i own a 360, but haven't played it except for portal since i bought a PS2 about a month ago. this is mainly because the games are ridiculously cheap, but the graphics are fine...
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    If you could be a god what type would you be

    The god of various similar genetic skin disorders? If I were you, I'd aim a little higher to be honest.
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    Would you read a book if this was the first chapter??

    yes, put simply. i really liked it, and would really like to read the finished product, good work.
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    Poll: Help us choose a title for our first game!

    i don't really have any idea's, but the game sounds good, i'll be keeping my eye out for it
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    What to do when the power is out.

    since when does the power go out for 16 hours? where you live must suck.... but i don't see how batteries are a major advantage. they are really wasteful and most things nowadays have a long battery life, and even if the do die, you can always read a book, see your girlfriend, and i know this...
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    What to do when the power is out.

    1. if you get tired of it, you're obviously not doing it right. 2. i don't need porn, i have a girlfriend, and a good imagination. 3. wow someone likes batteries a bit too much....
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    What to do when the power is out.

    wank.
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    Poll: Hobby Survey! (Participation needed please Escapists!)

    meet up with friends, no question. 16, male.
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    So you're feeling a little horny...

    why is everyone using childish names like "one-hand happy time" just say wank, no-one cares... OT: i just wait, i see my girlfriend a lot so i might as well hang on.
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    Do bicyclists belong on the roads or on the sidewalks?

    do they you not have bicycle lanes? we have them in england, they're only on like half the roads, but still....