If you could be a god what type would you be

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Scarim Coral

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I would be the god of all thing elites in the gaming world! I will smite all of the LEET's looking down on regular gamers.
 

kickyourass

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I'd probably be like one of those pervy greek gods and use my powers to seduce women a every possible opportunity.
 

rubinigosa

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I shall be God of Imagination and everything that I am imagining and wish fore becomes reality...dose not work against free will...and can not kill...and every imagination only works as long as I am awesome.Other then those basic rules everything I imagine becomes reality.
 

FalloutJack

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Naturally, I'm the god of luck, good timing, and fated happenings.
 

StellarViking

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I would be the god of itchiness and not-quite-comfortable sleeping positions.

I would be the biggest jerk in history.
 

vongola_mist_daemon

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StellarViking said:
I would be the god of itchiness and not-quite-comfortable sleeping positions.

I would be the biggest jerk in history.
Is your overkill ability to eat cookies over your bed its annoying lmao
 

Je Suis Ubermonkey

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I'd have the power to compact any amount of matter in my hand, making it so small that it becomes a potential universe. Open hand, create miniature universe, shaped according to my mood.

Someone tries to destroy me? I am holding a very new universe in my fist. The funny thing about new universes is that they have a tendency to be quite... explosive.

Oh yeah, and the ability to enter my universes at will. No point making it if you can't enjoy the view.
 

umpufnufguf

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Ichthyosis

If anybody gets the refrence I will nerdgasm to the extreme.
The god of various similar genetic skin disorders? If I were you, I'd aim a little higher to be honest.
 

nukethetuna

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God of Emotions. I wouldn't even need to fight, when I can manipulate the fears, paranoias, envy, discrimination, love, loyalty, aspirations, desires, etc of other gods and beings to make them do what I like.

Obviously the downside is I couldn't actually fight and win against another god, or even a human of significant ability, if I had to.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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God of water. That would mean controlling water vapor, oceans, anything with water in it, stirring up storms with accumulated water... yeah.
And I'd ride my sea turtle steeds around the planet, spreading calamity wherever I see fit.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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I'd be a Norse God and probably the god of metal, why? Because that sounds really awesome and people would refer to be as a metal god. A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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I am the god of Venison...
Wait, no um....

I am the god of Crystalline substances.
I can control all crystallized substances within the Earth.
I am a near all powerful being covered in the hardest substance on Earth.
I have but one fatal failing, memories.
At random points in random years at random times, my memory will blank, as will all knowledge of my powers and origins.
Every time this happens, I will be forced to wander the land a normal looking human until I regain my powers through accidents and magical discharges.
And then I will be new, with a totally different personality, and a completely different outlook on the living beings I live amongst.
PLUS: I can't have any followers, as the crystals that will make up my body will instantaneously kill any organized cult or religion that mentions my name, due to an uncontrollable preset command made by the first incarnation of myself.
I am also plagued by an opposite who roams the lands tarnishing my good name, (or improving it depending on how I turn out after a memory reset) and continuously stalking my every move.
On the plus side, I can't be killed by anything but terrible music, and it really only resets my memory.


...creative enough?
 

Apollo45

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Probably a less-than-good God. I wouldn't call me evil, but I don't think I could stand not smiting particular idiots.

I would like to be able to do so in an awesome way though... Maybe a meteor? I mean, we've got lightning and whatnot, but I don't think we have a god of Space. As a God of Space, I'm not sure I could control happenings on Earth, but I think I'd be able to control gravitational pull, probably the life cycles of stars, black holes, etc.

So, Lord of Voids and Smiter of Idiots. Alternative, Lord of Space and Smiter of Idiots. Take your pick.