Recent content by vacerious

Technically, I was one of the cheaters in my first "relationship." I was the backdoor man (meaning I was the guy the girl was cheating on her boyfriend with.) It was fun, but I wouldn't do it again. The guilt really starts to rack up after you get a chance to meet the poor guy, and there's...

One time, my friends and I managed to steal a cow from a local dairy and led it upstairs to the second floor. It took a crane for them to get it out.

Pretty much the same. Once I start typing, it can be hard for me to stop. So if I feel like I've gone on for too long, I'll include a tl;dr to help bring the point back around. Because it's meant to insult the person in the other post, obviously. It's like going on a 20 minute rant about...

Cannot agree more strongly. I know quite a few people who claim that "I wear my heart on mysleeve" and that "I always tell folks what I'm thinking." But every time I hear that, I also know they are lying through their teeth. Fact of the matter is, most people lie just to get through their...

I've done a fair bit of trolling in my time (Habbo, Youtube, Minecraft, etc.). I can honestly say that there is clearly no purpose to trolling other than to simply get a laugh out of people you don't know by pissing them off online. Sure, it isn't nice, but neither is schadenfreude in general...

Congratulations! You two sound like a really cute couple, by the way. By the sounds of it, you will have to do a little bit of leading. This is because your new boyfriend is inexperienced and perhaps a little self-conscious. That means that it's up to you to establish and understand the...

This man is correct. The point I want to extrapolate on is you putting yourself down. Stop this manner of thinking. It's devastating to your self-esteem and hinders your ability to do the best you can. I had self-esteem issues when I was your age, as well. I had my demons that I've had to...

Hmm, fine drinks, fine literature, and the good ole' pub atmosphere to compliment it? I might just have to try this sometime, though maybe with an ebook instead of wikipedia. But steering ever diligently back onto the original topic, good sir, what you lack is confidence, and it sounds like...

Depends on what you mean by "shot her friend down." If you were blunt and/or a little cruel about it, I'd definitely wait, and even then, your chances of success are less likely. But if your response was civil and you tried to set her down lightly, then I'd follow Master Phoenix's advice and...

Technically speaking, he's honest. The conjunction "and" can be used both to describe two actions occurring simultaneously and two separate actions. To quote Futurama, "You're technically correct. The best kind of correct."

I'll just leave this here for you to read. http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/08/10

Mind if I hold onto that phrase? Seems strangely poetic. Incidentally enough, I think that glitch music is awesome.

Become immortal Learn every single martial art PERFECT every single martial art Live rest of eternity as a wandering master ???? PROFIT

By the sounds of things, he's just trying to improve the school that his superiors placed in his charge. It's highly unlikely that he'll outright ban a student from attending a family funeral or something equally important, but, as everyone else has already stated in this thread, the...

Bees, wasps, hornets, anything that flies, stings, and generally lives in a hive. I watched a video this morning of a woman's house that had been infested with bees for over 10 years. When an exterminator came out and started pulling huge chunks of the hive out, my brain was going...