Recent content by Zachary Unkle

South Jersey, a short drive from the shore. Grimer, Muk, Wingull, Pelipper, Trubbish, and Barbodor. The seagulls and trash, two things I'll remember for the rest of my life.

Either the ability to shoot fire or create ammunition out of anything.

I've never owned a Mario platformer.

Ostrich and crocodile.

Basically,the title says all. How often during a month (Once a month,weekly,etc.) do you go on the Escapist and why do you come on? (Videos,comics,news,forums)

Well,this situation would require me to have a girlfriend,but no,I wouldn't mind.

Number 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UzM1PxXCbg Number 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7w76B7fO_4&feature=related Number 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXgXgsTYV2Y&feature=related

Sounds like the kind of game those morons at Fox News play on their day off. Come on,everyone knows Duke Nukem isn't serious,except the Fox News crew.They seem to know nothing nowadays,but,I don't remember when or if they actually did.

During the one level in Vietnam where you're crawling through a tunnel,I believe imaginary Resnov stabs a man.

Call of Duty games: MW2:Random militia soldier.He has access to some of the most potent firearms in the world as well as attack helicopters,fighter jets,supply drops,and sentry turrets.All he needs to do is kill people to get these things. Black Ops:Hello soldier!You're being assinged to a...

Dr.Suess,everything he says rhymes.

Quick time events.

Well,I'm not directly affected by a mental disorder,but my younger cousing is afflicted with autism.Because of this,he can only speak basic words and is like a child,yet he's about as intelligent as all the other 13 year old kids.I don't like seeing him suffer with autism,but I don't know if he...

Smoothie machines....Imagine it.

Well,I had started a new game and I found stuff such as lava,water,coal,diamonds,etc.all next to my spawn.It was perfect.But,I went to the bathroom and let my friend play.When I came back,my friend was lost and we couldn't find where I spawned.