Recent content by Zero Arcana

Battletoads.

I'd give up my cell to use my old analog wristwatch any day.

Armored Core 4. I loved AC3 so much, that I picked up AC4 right away... worst mistake ever.

A Reboot gritty reboot?

It was Purple. And then I threw up.

No, I think that this was the proper course of action to take. If you're willingly being a detriment to society, you should be removed from it. Case closed.

Pong.

/shrug It's fun to be a girl once in a while.

Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis.

I named mine "Cecil"; an homage to the waiter at Dot's Diner on ReBoot. And yes, my computer is just as condescending.

Having a girlfriend was the best thing to ever happen to me. Until she broke up with me and ripped my heart out. Yaaaay! But still, completely worth it; my girl hurt me, I heart my girl. We're gonna watch Transformers season 1 tomorrow.

I just got off work, and am sitting on my bed in the closet. In the dark. With my laptop... on my lap.

Louis. That dink always gets in my way!

Aw, they're holding hands... how cute!

It doesn't cover fake ones, no. But it does cover some of the imaginary ones. But just so everyone knows, if the Squid Flu epidemic does hit, I'm siding with the squids. Coconuts and harpoon guns. Just sayin'.