Recent content by zombielifecoach

Thanks for the support and anybody who gave the thread a read. Guess Im gonna have to make the call. *Picks up phone, begrudging sigh*

Hey everybody and anybody. So the short of it... Downloaded the XBox update. Went into the settings portion of the desktop, went to change the screen resolution from 480 to 1080i, and like a FUCKING idiot hit 1080p instead. Which my wonderful TV does NOT support. Yeah, I know I should of...

Hey everybody and anybody. So the short of it... Downloaded the XBox update. Went into the settings portion of the desktop, went to change the screen resolution from 480 to 1080i, and like a FUCKING idiot hit 1080p instead. Which my wonderful TV does NOT support. Yeah, I know I should of...

Rhythm Games! For the life of me I couldn't think of an appropriate comparison, as an example types of games that are repetitive in nature or style but enjoyed none-the-less. My brain was totally out to lunch. GOOD JOB Kinetic_man!

I get this strange feeling of bitterness from this review. Almost like Mr. Endo had some personal grudge against this game. Resistance 2 was not perfect(at least in my humble opinion) nor ground-breaking. More a competent, prettied-up sequel. I enjoyed the first outing of the series more...

I have a copy of this game sitting on my bed, begging me, "C'mon big boy, PLAY me!" I'm so afraid it won't be as good as I want it to be...

grits.

Oddworld: Abe's Odyssey. Just can't. That's all I got.

Wait! Wait! Wait! This is legitimate! I've seen the burnings from atop the hill! I don't want ANY of that nonsense. Just some help. I swear that's all. I could give a damn less about the BS console fanboy crap. Really please! Christ, if it goes that route I'll shut it down myself!

'Tis a blue day indeed. For 6 months I have applied meticulous care. Surrounded it with fans to keep its exterior cool. Sat it atop a "heat dispersing" platform thingy I got at Wal-Mart. In a well ventilated area, dusted three times a week. Even rotated gaming between it and my PS3 so as...

I tell the guys I know when we see hot skinny chicks things like, "Damn, she is so fine!" or "I would SO bang her!", but inside I really just want to cuddle a BIG woman.

By the way PETA. Animals kill and eat other animals everyday. Why should we be any different, just because we lucked out and got dibs at the top of the ol' food chain. Focus your attentions on the cruel, D-Bag, idiots of the world who torture and hurt animals for no reason, and let me eat my...

I wish animals would hurry up and start packing heat. Life is SO boring anymore. How cool would it be if you took Shivari's bears and made them super-smart like the one's in the Golden Compass. THEN taught them to use guns, i mean BIG guns. Then have a zombie outbreak! Then we could side...

Everytime I was about to put this game down and go do something else, it would give me a 'takedown'. Which I thought were quite cool. Yes cool enough to make me see it through to the end. All in all, it's forgettable fun. Plus if you enjoy the franchise, it does stay true.

UGG boots. It's summer stupid. Please explain why you are wearing a knee high brushed-wool lined boot.... I'll wait.