Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Muggizz]

As the title says: If you could ask god i question, what would you ask?

Me myself would go philosophy on his ass and be all like: Can you create such a big stone, you cannot lift it your self?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'd be polite and go with a simple "How're you?" to start with.

 

[Nargleblarg]

How's the wife?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Am i your favorite mistake?


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[Embright]

How am I sure it's really you...?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

JOKE:

Star Wars or Indiana Jones?

REAL:

...What is my purpose?

 

[Zani]

"Do you exist? Hello?"

I really have no idea, probably something about genocide and world wars.

 

[Kilaknux]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

"Why are we here?" is what I'd ask.

 

[Cargando]

I would ask him if he liked Monty Python, and whether he liked being in their various films.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

Come on! Give God a break, he's got a whole universe to look after and you've giving him all this shit because of one tiny insignificant planet?

 

[Crimsane]

"Why're you such a ****? Stop giving me awesome things when you're going to take them away a short while later."

 

[Diablini]

Were you drunk when you made women?

 

[dwightsteel]

"Why are you so content to let so many people die in your name?"

 

[Grayjack]

I would ask him if I could get magical powers. Really.

 

[kaziard]

got milk?

 

[sooperman]

Star Wars or Star Trek?

OR

Werewovles vs. vampires, would would win?

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I would ask him who killed JFK, so that whole mystery can be finnaly over and done with.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Oh, and before I forget, my second question would be, "Do aliens exist, and if so, how can we contact them?"