Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Milkatron]

Where have you been?

 

[Xanadeas]

Only a SINGLE question? Well okay here goes... Why?

 

[dwightsteel]

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to witness it, does it truly make a sound?

Could you beat yourself in a fight?

 

[Muggizz]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe

Sense the universe is infinite i believe there must be.

 

[hippykiller]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

 

[hippykiller]

do you have any specific religion that you prefer?

 

[kanuto24]

then i would ask him to take me there

 

[kanuto24]

i would ask him to give me a tour of the universe

 

[dwightsteel]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

...What? In the original, Han shot first. There is no dispute. George Lucas even says so. He changed it in the later redone versions to make Han more "likeable".

 

[dwightsteel]

"Do Mormon's make you laugh?"

"If you're the Christian God, then how accurate was Dante's Divine Comedy?"

 

[hippykiller]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

...What? In the original, Han shot first. There is no dispute. George Lucas even says so. He changed it in the later redone versions to make Han more "likeable".

well your probably right. when i did the whole slow down thing it was with the redone DVD. you know the one where at the end of episode VI the the ghosts apper the new anakin skywalker appears. you know the one from episodes II and III.

 

[Ravenstien]

"Why do you hate the gays?"

 

[Amarok]

Why did you give us wisdom teeth God? They're useless and they hurt like fuck.

 

[dwightsteel]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

...What? In the original, Han shot first. There is no dispute. George Lucas even says so. He changed it in the later redone versions to make Han more "likeable".

well your probably right. when i did the whole slow down thing it was with the redone DVD. you know the one where at the end of episode VI the the ghosts apper the new anakin skywalker appears. you know the one from episodes II and III.

Oh, God, don't remind me. You want to ask God a question, it should be why he allowed George Lucas to do that...

 

[TheLastCylon]

Beatles or Stones?

 

[NoSlottedToaster]

I would ask him why he isn't real

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'd ask him for the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Dude, everyone knows that the answer to that is 42.

I'd ask if I could have Wolverine's powers. Then I'd join the U.S. Military

 

[Dorian]

IDIOTIC: Paper or plastic?

REAL: Why have you grown lax upon your throne?