Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[NoSlottedToaster]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe

Sense the universe is infinite i believe there must be.

actually some scientists have theorized that the universe is in fact not infinite it is spherical like a planet and this universe floats in a cosmic sea like a soap bubble amongst numerous other spherical universes... thus the theory of alternate universes could be probable. Further more, Scientists have proven that the universe is constantly expanding, it us just expanding faster that we can think and observe so in reality the universe has an end its just expanding past it every second.

 

[dwightsteel]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

 

[covertmonkey]

"if you are god then why are there so many religions?"

 

[ConnorCool]

"Why?" just that

 

[ThePirateMan]

"What the f***'s your problem dude?"

 

[SeventhSeraph]

"Since it doesn't technically interfere with the concept of free will, why can't you just regenerate the ozone layer? Or give us an endless energy source? It's like you're playing The Sims with humanity."

 

[dwightsteel]

Who wins in the clash between the unstoppable force and the immovable object?

 

[manicfoot]

"Hello, if you made me in your own image then why the hell do my genitals look like this?"

 

[hippykiller]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

...What? In the original, Han shot first. There is no dispute. George Lucas even says so. He changed it in the later redone versions to make Han more "likeable".

well your probably right. when i did the whole slow down thing it was with the redone DVD. you know the one where at the end of episode VI the the ghosts apper the new anakin skywalker appears. you know the one from episodes II and III.

Oh, God, don't remind me. You want to ask God a question, it should be why he allowed George Lucas to do that...

that my friend was the almighty punishment for our sins. like the great flood in the days of Noah and his ark. but this one might just be even more tragic.

 

[Muggizz]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe

Sense the universe is infinite i believe there must be.

actually some scientists have theorized that the universe is in fact not infinite it is spherical like a planet and this universe floats in a cosmic sea like a soap bubble amongst numerous other spherical universes... thus the theory of alternate universes could be probable. Further more, Scientists have proven that the universe is constantly expanding, it us just expanding faster that we can think and observe so in reality the universe has an end its just expanding past it every second.

Well today i learned something!

 

[caz105]

My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

Come on! Give God a break, he's got a whole universe to look after and you've giving him all this shit because of one tiny insignificant planet?

If he is God surely he would be able to look after infinite universes (Edit: and planets) as he is omnipotent.

 

[dwightsteel]

"So...how strict are you on those commandment thingys?"

 

[FallenRainbows]

Why are you suck a @&%$!

 

[CrashBang]

Why am I just staring at a bunch of clouds? I thought there was supposed to be some bearded guy here?
*tumbleweed*
I'm hungry... BACON!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

There's always the route from the Preacher series. Make him answer for and take responsibility for all that he's done and all the wrong he's let happen.

Spoiler: Preacher Quote

"Goddamn, you think bein' fucked over by The Lord makes you unique? Look at it! Look at what he made! All them years filled with sufferin' an' slaughter, just like he knew they would be! 'Cause he wants us to choose him, to love him, an' how much more satisfyin' that'd be when the hell of this earth makes that choice so god-damned hard! He wants our love. It feeds him."

 

[dwightsteel]

"How did you feel about the movie 'Clerks'?"

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

How do they put the carmel in the Caramilk bars?

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

actually that depends on which version u watch, in the original (i mean the original original made in like the 70's) greedo doesn't shoot at all but in the special editions, they hired Harisson Ford again just so they could film him about an inch to his right so that greedo's shot would miss.

p.s. watch it on youtube
p.p.s. how much of a geek am i? lol