Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[kantalupa]

whats the true religion?

 

[savior in death]

I would have to ask him why he hasnt made us mutants yet?

Eeal question would be how is life else where and can I go there

 

[El Poncho]

Can I just stay here with you , and we can play games with the people of Earth?Oh whats that your playing a game already? whats it called? Oh I see it's called catastrophic disaster.

 

[AkJay]

"What's the one TRUE religion?" hopefully he will say "none".

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I'd ask him if he knew what the word was.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Why the hell did you make my life like this?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

So really,

What's the question to 42?

Hey I always wanted to know

 

[Blow_Pop]

Would we need to ask him anything, wouldn't he just know what we want to know most and answer that.

in theory

mine would be why the fuck are you keeping my life a living hell? and why dont i seem to deserve to be happy even though all i do is work my ass off to try and be happy.

So really,

What's the question to 42?

Hey I always wanted to know

but if you read THE GUIDE, it says that mankind cannot know both the question and the answer without the world blowing up......

 

[Hazy]

If I was asking him my question, he must exist. So my question would be: "Am I screwed, or what?"

 

[darthgold]

i would ask him what tard came up with "good" and "evil" and if i could get a seraphims autograph lol

 

[Julianking93]

Why are you so fucking lazy?

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

anyway, i would probably ask him for details about what heaven and hell are like. there seems to be so many different interpretations, i just want to know which (if any of them) is the correct one.

Didn't you know? This is hell. Mwhahahahahaha!

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Can i have a new bike?

 

[geldonyetich]

"Dude, what's with mortality? We pry ourselves up from base molecules, gain self-awareness through a never-ending parade of life trials, eventually garner some genuine wisdom and then, bam! Worm food."

And his answer would probably be:

"You guys have to earn that. Remember medical science? You're working on that. As long as each generation, of which you are a small part, remains ignorant enough not to realize it on their own, I'm going to keep recycling your dumb selves."

 

[The Austin]

Why did you invent mimes? WHY?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!

 

[naab]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

 

[Souplex]

I look forward to our rematch in 2012, not technicalities for you this time!

 

[Jimmyjames]

I'd ask him why he bothered putting me on this earth.

 

[apoktaino]

As the title says: If you could ask god i question, what would you ask?

Me myself would go philosophy on his ass and be all like: Can you create such a big stone, you cannot lift it your self?

Yeah, but gawds response would have to be "only if I can drop it on you."

I personally will have to stick with the Red Dwarf standard "If you're gawd, why that face."
of course then I'd be smoted. but It'd be fun to ask

 

[geldonyetich]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

I stumped God.

God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
We seem more unique from down here, you know.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean humans are.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. What if Robots are.
Me:
Robots aren't that good at it yet.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
How is that working out for you?
God:
[App locked up, no response]