Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Hctib]

What`s the deal with 42?

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Pirates or Ninjas?

nice Ross Noble reference, "Ninja's have heightened perception, what have pirates got? Parrots!!! lol
OT: i'd ask him if he was wasted when he created dick chaney and sarah palin, and what the meaning of life is. Then kill him so that no-one else would know the meaning and so that as an atheist i would not be proven wrong

 

[ArcWinter]

I would demand to be made a demigod.
The question would be a very whiny "c'mon, pleeeeeeease?!"

 

[D.C.]

If i had only one question to ask it would have to be:
"Can i have another go?" (possibly adding in, "but with better luck this time round?")

Other wise I'd ask him just about everything, for the rest of my life.

 

[hippykiller]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

if you slow the movie down you will see that Greedo shot first,but missed.

actually that depends on which version u watch, in the original (i mean the original original made in like the 70's) greedo doesn't shoot at all but in the special editions, they hired Harisson Ford again just so they could film him about an inch to his right so that greedo's shot would miss.

p.s. watch it on youtube
p.p.s. how much of a geek am i? lol

yeah your ight. the one i watched was the digitally remastered version on DVD.

p.s. don't worry i am also a huge star wars nerd. but i suppose in this one instance that i have met my match lol.

 

[clicketycrack]

I'd ask him for a drink. On account of I assume that God has the best drinks in the universe.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

"Do you enjoy watching people pray in vain to you as they suffer an die?"

 

[Azraellod]

My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

well, to be fair, last time things got this bad he was supposed to have started the 40 day flood, but he promised he wouldn't do that again. that's probably why there are so many possible doomsday scenarios right now... he's trying to find a different method of killing all but a few of us.

...yeah, i came up with that idea a while ago, and it makes a vague sort of sense to me.

sorry if someone already answered by the way, but if they did then i must have skimmed over it.

anyway, i would probably ask him for details about what heaven and hell are like. there seems to be so many different interpretations, i just want to know which (if any of them) is the correct one.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

"whats it like being the author of the worlds biggest selling book of compacted lies? adam and eve my arse,"

 

[Rigs83]

So...um yeaahhh I'm going to need you to explain Japan to me.

 

[esperandote]

my first question would be do you exist but since i would be asking him that answers it, then what could i ask him?... How will human race will end and when?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Doesn't your omniscience and omnipotence reduce you to a non-sentient set of natural laws?

 

[X Gintoki X]

"WHY I DON'T HAVE A PERIOD?!"

SOUTH PARK
do i get a cookie

 

[Siffit]

http://gprime.net/game.php/igod

Go ahead, ask him