Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[CloudKiller]

"If everyone in the world turned Atheist, would you cease to exist?"

OR

"Why?"

 

[TheMatt]

What is up with all the crazyies who are doing fucked up crap in your name?

Fricken stop them.

 

[Blackadder51]

I would ask him to play Crash Team Racing with me...

 

[TheEndIsNear5115]

FAKE:
Why didn't you intervene during the creation of Jar Jar Binks?

REAL:
Is Earth alone?
Creation or Evolution?
Islam or Christianity?
Do you hate gays?

 

[dwightsteel]

"When George W. said he was working for you, why didn't you smite him?"

 

[Abedeus]

"Why're you such a ****? Stop giving me awesome things when you're going to take them away a short while later."

Hey, hey now. God is powerful, but insecure. He feeds on our tears, they give him the power.

Okay, my question... Either:

"How much wood would woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Or...

"WHY I DON'T HAVE A PERIOD?!"

 

[Acidoctor]

"Chuck Norris? Is that you?"

 

[Muggizz]

"If everyone in the world turned Atheist, would you cease to exist?"

Good one. . .

 

[Skreeee]

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

 

[Mray3460]

"Why?" repeated over and over again, not for annoyance, but to obtain as much information as possible.

 

[phi161]

I'd ask him for the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

 

[Chibi Epsilon]

Well i'd ask them how they knew they were the one true omnipotent all powerfull devine entity, and how they were sure there wasn't another God above them.

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

The only question i'd ask is "why?"

 

[Eatbrainz]

Why wont anyone make Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[kanuto24]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe