Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Xardan]

I would probably punch it in the face and say ''that was for humanity!'' Or ask what would be the best question to ask.

 

[lwm3398]

Would we need to ask him anything, wouldn't he just know what we want to know most and answer that.

in theory

mine would be why the fuck are you keeping my life a living hell? and why dont i seem to deserve to be happy even though all i do is work my ass off to try and be happy.

So really,

What's the question to 42?

Hey I always wanted to know

but if you read THE GUIDE, it says that mankind cannot know both the question and the answer without the world blowing up......

I thought it was how many roads must a man walk down...

 

[silicon avatar]

Was charles manson really your son Like he claimed?

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

"Why are you so content to let so many people die in your name?"

This. Also: "Why do you make your existence so ambiguous that people kill each other over the interpretation of your name?"

 

[dwightsteel]

"How did you feel about the movie 'Clerks'?"

Oh, there's another one. Why did they make "Clerks" in black and white?

Because Kevin Smith was poor. It was mostly a budgeting decision, and kind of an artistic decision. "Clerks" was Kevin Smith's film school project. He raised $10k to put it together, and a lot of that money went towards it's soundtrack.

 

[szs0061]

i would probably ask god why i only get 1 question

 

[clicketycrack]

I'd ask him for a drink. On account of I assume that God has the best drinks in the universe.

You do know that drinking that feels like having your brain smashed with and eighty pound 2 by 4, right?

What's wrong with that?

 

[You_have_a_name]

i would ask why he killed millions of people in the bible when the so called evil devil only killed 7

 

[quiet_samurai]

What number am I thinking of?

or

When you made cancer and mental retardation, what were you thinking exactly?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Where the hell did you come from??!

Or:

Which religion is the least wrong...

 

[llewgriff]

Is this all there is?

 

[Quttan]

If he could only answer the question truthfully I would ask "Answer me with either yes or no; will you answer this question with the word no?" and watch the universe explode.

 

[lwm3398]

I'd ask him for a drink. On account of I assume that God has the best drinks in the universe.

You do know that drinking that feels like having your brain smashed with and eighty pound 2 by 4, right?

What's wrong with that?

Abso... Lutely... NOTHING! And there was a cookie for that reference.

 

[Tartarga]

if your so all knowing and what not why do you care if we worship you?

 

[Sir Broccoli]

"Could I have awesome God-powers too?"

 

[wootsniper]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe

Sense the universe is infinite i believe there must be.

well actually, it's not, however there is a theorie that there is an infinite amount of universes

 

[lwm3398]

sooo...
hows the son?

You mean God. God is Jesus. Jesus is both God's son and God himself. It's really screwed up, how that thing works. Mary is Jesus' mom, but they also call her "The Mother of God" which means God and Jesus are the same person, only Jesus is mortal, a man.

 

[Wadders]

If I could ask him a question?

I have. I asked him if he liked mudkipz.

He said this:

Spoiler

So its official, God does not like Mudkipz.

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

What the hell man!? I've been praying a lot!

 

[General Alexei]

What took you so long?