Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[DesTrine]

Hey god, why arent you real?

 

[historyfend13]

I might ask why? Simple and to the point. Also, Oi, why all the stupid drivers?

 

[Turtleboy1017]

i would ask for super powers or ask if there is a universe somewhere that is similar to the star wars universe

Sense the universe is infinite i believe there must be.

actually some scientists have theorized that the universe is in fact not infinite it is spherical like a planet and this universe floats in a cosmic sea like a soap bubble amongst numerous other spherical universes... thus the theory of alternate universes could be probable. Further more, Scientists have proven that the universe is constantly expanding, it us just expanding faster that we can think and observe so in reality the universe has an end its just expanding past it every second.

Well today i learned something!

Well, on the other hand, if time has gone on forever and ever, wouldn't that mean that sometime in the endless ever going line known as time, that a universe just like Star Wars, Halo, and Star Trek did exist?

Also I would ask God what his favorite flavor of Jellybean was. And also why our world is in sorta crummy shape...

 

[Kajt]

"Can I borrow your hammer?"

 

[Yoruichi_]

"where did I leave my keys?"

 

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Why mosquitoes? I mean, come on. What the fuck, god?

 

[skitzo van]

"Why is Hannah Montana popular?"

 

[GoldenCondor]

"Do you believe in yourself?"

(To check his self esteem)

 

[titanium turtle]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

dude, don't let me get complicated genetic science on you!

Ahhh! But if we're doing this under the assumption God exists (I think we're also made to assume it's the Christian iteration, although that was never actually specified), then that would more or less debunk your genetic answer, wouldn't it?

ok dude you asked for it

god created life, the life developed and evolved and the thing that was before the chicken(chicken senior), (chicken caesar) laid an egg- and the first real chicken came out of the egg from the long line of animals god originally created- boom

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I'd ask him What's 0 divided by 0? That way if he answers the entire universe including him would explode.

 

[Kage Me]

How come I'm not getting my period?

 

[dwightsteel]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

dude, don't let me get complicated genetic science on you!

Ahhh! But if we're doing this under the assumption God exists (I think we're also made to assume it's the Christian iteration, although that was never actually specified), then that would more or less debunk your genetic answer, wouldn't it?

ok dude you asked for it

god created life, the life developed and evolved and the thing that was before the chicken(chicken senior), (chicken caesar) laid an egg- and the first real chicken came out of the egg from the long line of animals god originally created- boom

...this is me, washing my hands of this one.

 

[Rahheemme]

"What the fuck, man? What the FUCK!? Seriously! What the hell is all this shit!?"

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"now I know you've said stuff about this before (or have you) how do you think about other gods and what about that son of yours, really, are you atill a little bitter about us killing him and all?"

 

[th3p8riot]

Are you evil, you did create hitler and stuff?

 

[lwm3398]

What the FUCK is at the center of the galaxy?

To which he'd reply: "A giant glowing number 42."

 

[mayney93]

why did you let Hitler grow up and not smite him yet let good people die? u killed people Steve mcqueen and Freddy mercury yet let Nutters like Hitler live

 

[Skarvig]

I would ask : "Hey, god, can you make a stone that heavy, that even you can't pick up?"