Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Fenix_Santiago]

umm Why in the hell did you create Chris Crocker and Rosie O'Donnell?

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Do you exist? >>>> "Yeah I went there!" - Kevin Rudd PM (Rove)

 

[traceur_]

Mate... twilight... what the fuck?

 

[SlightDelirium]

"Be honest, how often do you set the universe on auto-pilot and just walk away?"

 

[Red Right Hand]

Where's the toilet?

 

[Fenix_Santiago]

Why create a powerful being known only as Chuck Norris?

 

[xxcloud417xx]

"What if you were one of us?..."

 

[Queen Michael]

I'd ask him "God, is all of the Bible your word?" and then I'd say "No, scratch that; do you always tell the truth?"

Because it doesn't really matter if it's the word of God unless you know you can trust the word of God, right?

And then he'd say "Yes, I always tell the truth."
And I'd say "Well, thanks a lot, now I'm back to square one."

 

[Carlos263]

do you roll your own!?

 

[Ushario]

What exactly am I tripping on?

 

[dwightsteel]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

dude, don't let me get complicated genetic science on you!

Ahhh! But if we're doing this under the assumption God exists (I think we're also made to assume it's the Christian iteration, although that was never actually specified), then that would more or less debunk your genetic answer, wouldn't it?

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Oh, this is an easy one:

What were you thinking?!

 

[Communist partisan]

i would ask... "Can you make me dance better than Michael Jackson?"

 

[dwightsteel]

i would ask... "Can you make me dance better than Michael Jackson?"

And he would tell you, with ubiquitous majesty, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

 

[GirlGamer]

Why do you let people like Shirley Phelps-Roper ruin lives in your name? Why did you let Hitler continue, and refused to help the Jews during the Holocaust?
.... And a non-serious (sort of) one: Will you smite Jack Thompson?

 

[anNIALLator]

I'd ask - WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SOCIOPATHIC ASSHOLE?!!

 

[anNIALLator]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

dude, don't let me get complicated genetic science on you!

Ahhh! But if we're doing this under the assumption God exists (I think we're also made to assume it's the Christian iteration, although that was never actually specified), then that would more or less debunk your genetic answer, wouldn't it?

Well, if you're actually looking for an answer, then it depends on what you define as a chicken. When you have that, the answer is the egg - which came from a very slightly less 'chicken-like' animal.

 

[Spacelord]

"What is the deal with platypi?"

 

[leviathanmisha]

"Why did you make my father suffer for 11 years? And what the hell did he do to deserve it!?"

I really hate god for this...