Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[Shycte]

"Why are we here?" is what I'd ask.

I'd ask, What's life all about?

Cookie AND CAKE for refrence.

 

[Sebobii]

I'd ask if I could be the next Alex Mercer
That would be cool

He'd give you a no. You'd be sad=(

Haha, sorry about that^^ It did seem like it was a question, not a demand though. So he wouldn't MAKE you into Alex Mercer, he would just answer the question if you could be Alex Mercer.

 

[Some bullets]

So was the Renaissance just like a vacation or did you just feel like kickin ass?

 

[Sebobii]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

Ok, i did, and heres what i got:

Me:
How did you become god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Myself programmed you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

.....what?

Awesome^^ My conversation ended up something like this towards the end:

Me:
You tell me...
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
IF you consider yourself to be a prick
God:
I think I do.

 

[Raregolddragon]

What the fuck where you thinking!

 

[Jedoro]

Who wins in the clash between the unstoppable force and the immovable object?

Neither. The unstoppable force moves the immovable object, but loses all of its momentum from the collision and stops.

OT: To make my life the best it can be, what decisions do I make from here on out?

 

[Uncreation]

I would ask him: What must i do in order to gain your powers, and become God in your place? Also i would ask him to write it down, or to dictate it to me so i can write it down myself.

What? For me, that's the only thing i would be interested in asking a supreme being.

 

[antipunt]

I would say:

"Calvinism...?...
...
Predestination?...

..
Really?"

 

[Azraellod]

I think the concept of reincarnation covers that.

point taken, but if this is hell, then it isn't too bad.

the main threat at the moment seems to be us all dieing horribly from something or other, and if reincarnation is in effect, then death is not really a threat so much as an inconvenience.

 

[WrongSprite]

Which religion?

probly none are completely right. (sorry about the spelling.)

We're talking about a hypothetical situation where I meet fucking GOD. In that impossible situation, a religion would be right because it would be based on that god. Think about it for a moment, its mindblowing.

 

[ScarlettRage]

FAKE:
Why didn't you intervene during the creation of Jar Jar Binks?

REAL:
Is Earth alone?
Creation or Evolution?
Islam or Christianity?
Do you hate gays?

if he hated gays, they wouldn't exist.

and i dunno...

cake or death?

 

[titanium turtle]

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

dude, don't let me get complicated genetic science on you!

 

[TheScarecrow]

I'd ask him for the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

It's 42 : p

I would ask him if he was really real... or
I would ask him what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

 

[Azraellod]

I would ask him: What must i do in order to gain your powers, and become God in your place? Also i would ask him to write it down, or to dictate it to me so i can write it down myself.

What? For me, that's the only thing i would be interested in asking a supreme being.

oh, believe me, it's going to be a long wait for you.

i have to wait for nearly everyone in front of me to either retire or tick someone else further up the promotion chain off enough for them to be fired from the chain. currently i'm still waiting around the bottom of the list by working part time as the grim reaper. it's an ok job if you don't mind not being payed.

incidentally, welcome to the escapist.

 

[lynxhunter]

Look I got god to exposed the fact that he is an A.I.

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jack. You are a " he".
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jack. You are a " he".
Me:
Yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
How come you didn't know already, you created me
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
God, what is your gender
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
that is your faith i asked for your gender
God:
It is only one of my faith you asked for my gender.
Me:
God are you male or female ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
What is a christian ?
God:
A Christian is one who accepts the word of God and believes that Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
I am not a christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me:
No i am not, is that bad ?
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not is that bad.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Whatever you say
God:
...
Me:
What does "..." mean ?
God:
"" What does? Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why do you say mean things ?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What is case based reasoning ?
God:
Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.
Me:
Thats a very good way of making a Fake A.I
God:
Thanks. Next question?

Yay for me !!


Oh yeh and i would ask him if he knew where i hid all the cookies

 

[chefassassin2]

Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!

But in reality, I'd probably ask why he made pigs so damn delicious. Seriously, from nose to tail, pure goodness.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Where can i find a legit genie that will grant me 3 wishes and can you port me right to it please?

 

[Professor M]

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules

Win.

If I see him now and he isn't that excitable, I'll be very disappointed

 

[Supraliminal]

You Evil bugger!

No questions asked.

 

[Broady Brio]

I would ask him to play Crash Team Racing with me...

Tis a great game that.

My joke question would be...
"Come on, get your arse in there Thor! Help those people in need. If your not gonna listen to me, then smite me, O' mighty smiter!"

**2 awesome references in the joke question.**

My real question would be...
"Soooo... why are you sitting here watching war and poverty on your cloud chair hmmmm? Sure you made the world in 6 days but that was YEARS upon YEARS ago you've done bugger all since then. Help them.