Íf you could ask god a question. . .

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Effrit Duckatheart

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Kilaknux said:
Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
My honest question would be: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can you not see the remarkably shit state the world is in? Do something, you jackass!
Han.

Answer:
Why did you make stairs if there are escalators?
 

Lord Thodin

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Joke:
If Luke had sex with leia who was infact also a half jedi spawned baby, would they create a super jedi baby that can shoot force lightning before it can walk?

Seriously:
Id take him to a giant globe and say "Can you just fix the problems here, here, here, here, here,here,here,here,here annnnnd here?"
 

grimsprice

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aprilmarie said:
diga1994 said:
Would we need to ask him anything, wouldn't he just know what we want to know most and answer that.
in theory

mine would be why the fuck are you keeping my life a living hell? and why dont i seem to deserve to be happy even though all i do is work my ass off to try and be happy.

Kuchinawa212 said:
So really,

What's the question to 42?

Hey I always wanted to know
but if you read THE GUIDE, it says that mankind cannot know both the question and the answer without the world blowing up......
the question was... Where does the story of the hitchhikers guide end? because 42 was the location of stavromula beta's pub at the end of the fifth book. so deep thought is a *****. and hactar is still way more fucking awesome.
 

p3t3r

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how i could go about killing him because
he hasn't done anything in a while so we might as well be by are selves
it would end all religion wars
and he said he would destroy the world
and we wouldn't have to follow his plan

alternatively i would ask what his plan is for me so i could not do it
 

teisjm

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How long is and average penis actually.

Seriously:
Don't you think you should do something about all this war, starvation, crime, diseases, global warming and shit? we're like your pets so you're responsible for us.