100 Quotes Every Geek Should Know

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Frankydee

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But why is the rum gone?

didn't read the whole thing but I'm sure it's missing that one.
 

AfterAscon

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The list is crap, some are more mainstream than Geek, and others are downright terrible.

They didn't even put the full quote from Blade Runner in!

As mentioned it needs Red Dwarf! So many great lines.

"No Silicon Heaven! But where would the calculators go!"
"Brown sauce on Lobster!"
 

Teddy Roosevelt

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"Do a barrel roll!" -Peppy Hair, Star Fox 64

"You'll never defeat Andross!!!!!!!" -Nameless monkey boss thing, Star Fox 64
 

Xvito

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Oh c'mon...

"It's a cookbook!"
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Come with me if you want to live."
"Luke, I am your Father."
"Would you like to play a game, Professor Falken?"

And who would ever include a geek list without

"All your base are belong to us."
Way to misquote Star Wars...

Also, that list sucked... Also, I'm tired... Goodnight.
 
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Xvito said:
Way to misquote Star Wars...
Deliberate misquote, as "Beam me up Scotty" would have worked as well.

It's still a quote geeks should know.

(And that's not just 3 cans of Stella saying that, as the Wargames one is also a misquote :))
 

ucciolord1

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I have been waiting my whole life for someone to recognize #62.
And the first five are... well....

Not to mention the whole list.
 

dante brevity

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If my search function is to be believed, nobody there or here said:

"That's no moon. It's a space station."

Glaring omission. Good list, though.
 

Energylegzz

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What about Attack the giant crabs weak point for massive damage? or even Ridge Racer!! And still no Why so Serious?
 

Symplify

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I've not heard of half of these movies, let alone half of these quotes, perhaps its because I've only been on the internet 8 years.
 

Buizel91

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im surprised..."nyehhhhh whats up doc" wasn't there!!! seriously, best quote ever!

used it since i was 5 and never looked back!

and if no-one knows what's that from please search loonie toons!
 

Xvito

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Xvito said:
Way to misquote Star Wars...
Deliberate misquote, as "Beam me up Scotty" would have worked as well.

It's still a quote geeks should know.

(And that's not just 3 cans of Stella saying that, as the Wargames one is also a misquote :))
Well... In my defense; it was four o' clock in the morning (or something like that), here in Sweden.

I can see that now. I guess I agree that everyone should know those (mis)quotes. (but only if they know that they're misquotes...)
 

Daveman

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?My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!? -Inigo, The Princess Bride
... yeah, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong there...
 

sirkai007

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"All your base are belong to us" wasn't there so I'm declaring it a fail. Every geek should know that one.