101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[Dramus]

A ball in 'Extreme basketball'
You could pry off his pins and make darts.
A drill head.
A safe.

 

[qbert4ever]

A set of spikey brass knuckles.

 

[LewsTherin]

A meat shield.

Extra traction for your shoes/skis/tires.

A mop.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Really painful shrapnel grenade, just add explosives.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

A big blue spiky-haired wig.
A soccer ball.
A pillow.
The gravestone for the Sonic franchise.
A scarecrow.
A mannequin.

 

[The Sorrow]

Cleats.

 

[MrShrike]

lawnmower

 

[Nozer]

Hair brush

 

[WaffleGod]

A really cool skull to display in a museum...

 

[xitel]

Sewing needles

 

[Prons]

Contraceptive

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

We can play extreme dodgeball! We could donate his organs to dying hedgehogs who still have a reason to live if he hasn't been more drugged up than Courtney Love for the past decade.

 

[thiosk]

No more using dinner napkins, wipe your hands on dead hedge-hogs!

 

[NinjaSkills]

Flachette gun rounds

 

[fluffylandmine]

Javelin.

 

[Ranooth]

Conversation starter.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Bread slicer and potato peeler

 

[Rezfon]

wallpaper remover, makeshift sea urchin for fish tanks, dog food, boxing gloves, spike strip...

 

[Spacelord]

A pretty mean LARP fireball.

 

[deathninja]

Hedgehog flavour crisps, they really need to start selling those again...