101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[MBFCPresident]

As an example for all the other wayward franchises.

I was gonna say that!

 

[MBFCPresident]

OK, then how about...uh, an energy efficient moped engine.

 

[WrongSprite]

Contraceptive

This is my favourite

 

[HentMas]

He'd probably star in better games.

You know, games where a super fast sonic is DEAD and just lying there the whole time. You can't do anything, just rotate the camera around his bloated corpse and poke it with a twig.

That'd be more fun then all of his games since Sonic 3.

and a fine use of 3D rendering haha

 

[Darkblaven]

e-Bay.

 

[Bootkiller]

I'm not sure if it's been said, but he'd make some nice slippers to match his shoes...

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I'd just ball him up, and roll him down a hill towards some elderly golfers.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Give his head to a football team you don't like, watch as they decapitate themselves by kicking a skull with three spikes coming out of it at each other.

A sword/knife sharpener.

Stuff his head and mount it. (wait, Yahtzee already suggested that one...)

One of those things that prevent cars from reversing. You know, you go over it and then you can't go backwards without your tires getting deflated?

One extremely messy, half a minute long game of basket ball.

The spines for toothpicks.

Someone who won't complain if you use him as a partner to practice ballroom dancing.

A really malicious piece of ammunition in a catapult.

Extreme fan-boy deterrant (hold the corpse up and they all fall down weeping in despair.)

A seat-saver for when you need the toilet on the train.

And many more!!!

 

[War Penguin]

Think of him as a new rug.

 

[mad benji89]

Blue spikey shoes.....Obviously spikey on the outside. Or we could make them into football boots.

Yeah, so blue spikey shoes, and blue football boots.

they would be good for cliaming aswell xD