101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[NinjaSkills]

Make shift spike grenade

 

[Eipok Kruden]

Umm, a rotting sonic corpse? I mean what more could you possibly want? I wouldn't want to turn it into anything, I'd just sell it to a museum and get rich. You know how much they would pay for a dead humanoid hedgehog thing? Lots.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

He'd suck for bowling. Hedgehog fur coat.

 

[InsanityWave]

toilet paper? ? Ouch?!?!?

 

[Sewblon]

Use him as a spiked clup and murder the Sonic team with him. They need to be put out of their misery just as badly.

 

[Signa]

I read pages 1 and 2, and I saw no one said Police spike strip. Yeah, throw him in the road when in those tricky high speed chases.

EDIT: Damnit! beaten.

 

[tendo82]

As bait for the rest of his idiot friends.

 

[PsykoDragon]

Rear wheel for a Ducati Racer Motorbike. Sonic's spinning power, even post-mortem, coupled with the power of the bike, will have me streaking across countries & over water in a matter of minutes. Or flipping upside-down & cracking my skull open.

Also, slice him into 4 slices & use him as spinners on my car. Drive closer to other cars to puncture their tires.

ALSO, paint him orange & walk by an outdoor basketball court, & pass it in over the fence. See people try to play BBall with it, & laugh.

YET ALSO, as a cooling fan for my PC.

YET AGAIN ALSO, as a paper-shredder.

1 MORE ALSO, use his spines to make false teeth for the needy elderly.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Hang his head above your fire place. Great party piece.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

A dildo

...ouch

 

[SimuLord]

A merkin for extreme S&M play.

 

[Cheesebob]

A dildo

...ouch

The op never said it had to be a good use

 

[Avida]

Anchor for an incredibly light ship

 

[jamie5166]

one of them things you wipe your feet on before you go into a house
tbh i would nick the little fuckers leg muscles and implant them into my own legs
also sonic is actually kenyan thats how he runs so fast

 

[Jay D Gee]

I'd display the corpse as a warning to other icons who are lets face it releasing shite games like sonic

or I'd loot the shoes from his corpse for the super speed and then dissect him to try and figure out where he kept the damn rings.

 

[Demonjazz]

use him as a game by being a zombie and teriffying people like hell and eating annoing peoples brains

 

[RobinHood3000]

Kneecap enhancement? Or perhaps a weapon for a theoretical fifth Ninja Turtle...

 

[Random Argument Man]

Target practice? My aim had gotten sloppy lately...

 

[the monopoly guy]

As an example for all the other wayward franchises.

Or a handy little multi-marhsmallow roasting device.