101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[Neon Orange Ninja]

Best. Barbed wire. Ever.

And a rather furry one at that.

 

[randommaster]

A big blue spiky-haired wig.

Like this? [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=256]

You stole my idea!

You could use him to liven up some Dr. Robotnik cosplay.

Just keep him away from the fanboys/girls, they'd probably make porn of it.

 

[dalek sec]

Sell his body on eBay to all the insane fanboys/girls.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Roll him into a ball and you have a flail
A torture device(put him in another game)
Cannon ammo
Life sized puppet?
Needler
A creepy novelty tie
A head trophy (that sings when you walk by)
A stress relieving punching bag(Yatzhee would love it... as long as you remove the spikes first)
For cloning(So we'll have MORE sonics to kill and use)
...I love this thread

 

[Berethond]

I would use him to make some awesome punching blades.(too tired to explain what they are, and I don't have a picture)

 

[M0rp43vs]

sort of like spiky brass knuckles, eh?

 

[SirSchmoopy]

He would be faster then Sonic the Werehog.

 

[jboking]

A gaming themed christmas tree.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

A door stop.

 

[Shock and Awe]

police spike strip

 

[M0rp43vs]

+50% random encounter with nerds or fangirls
+1000% To invisibility to hot girls

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

How about learning from his mistakes?

(chances are someone already said this but I impulsively posted. Sorry.)

 

[jboking]

sell the body to robotnik so he can remember that all of his evil plans have been stopped by a small blue animal. Then, after the inevitable happens, you can stuff robotnik and sell them as a set to the highest bidder.

 

[Syndef]

Lunch.

 

[SovietSecrets]

A nice mount on the hood of my car

 

[Demonjazz]

people who say they want a sequel to sonic aventure ballte 2 there is sonic heroes the sequel to that is shadow the hedgehog so ha

 

[Dubiousduke]

tape him to a stick and you have a nice back-scratcher...

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

I'd start by selling off his organs, turning his head into some form of hat...and make the rest into a shirt.

 

[Cheesebob]

A dildo

 

[countrysteaksauce]

Put him on a pike in the center of the village to deter the hedgehog peasantry from committing further slights against your lordship.