101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[Mr. Payne]

pincushion.

 

[Theo Samaritan]

A big blue spiky-haired wig.

Like this? [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=256]

 

[Iron Mal]

Could always make him into a pair of boxing gloves...they would be comfy, stylish and effective to boot!

 

[GloatingSwine]

Prop it up on sticks and pretend it's still alive, occasionally prodding it into shambling animation and calling the result a videogame.

Wait...

 

[PlasticPorter]

He'd probably star in better games.



That'd be more fun then all of his games since Sonic 3.

what about adventure battle 2 on the gamecube
that was a really fun game and the story was even a little immersing and there were plenty of challenging sonic levels

 

[humpees]

Something to go in a museum on 90's culture.

 

[MintyFreshBreathGuy]

I'd glue him into that spin dash ball thing he does and use him as a spiky soccer ball. And if he's extremely spiky and I have a huge hole in my foot then I'll become a superhero. With a sting attached to sonic's super glued and dead body I will become "SPIKED BALL MAN!!!"

 

[geldonyetich]

Reanimate him as a walking corpse and prop him up to make lousy Sonic games and earn a ton of dosh off the Sonic fanboys who can't stop buying his games no matter how many flies gather.

Oh wait, they're already doing that.

I suppose I could repurpose his pelt into a series of deadly seat cushions to be distributed to unethical marketers.

 

[Sylocat]

Can we stop pretending that Sonic Rush and Sonic Rush Adventure don't exist just because they're on a handheld?

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

A big blue spiky-haired wig.

Like this? [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=256]

Exactly!
or like this:

[http://imageshack.us]

 

[waffletaco]

Improvised battle club?

I dunno... an actual battle club is better because it doesn't come with that nasty -2 to hit.

 

[Madshaw]

use rumours of his reanimation to gather all of his wailing fanboys into oneplace, and then pour naplam on them all, then set the naplam on fire, then watch, and laugh

 

[CompanionCube]

Head as a bowling ball

Make him into a puppet

Sonic Mask...

 

[NinjaSkills]

a welcome mat

 

[NinjaSkills]

circular saw blade
world's fastest zombie
smack people in the natches

 

[Twilight_guy]

A high level melee weapon for your warrior and/or barbarian.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Dead Sonics = Fast Zombies. Would be a great franchise. I'm not sure what I would call the original, but I think the sequel should be called "Heads 4 Tails"

YES! I've wanted to kill him for a long time.

Contraceptive

...If only because you scare the girl away with him.

A big blue spiky-haired wig.

Like this? [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=256]

That made me laugh. Have a cookie.

Take a photo of his desecrated corpse and mail it to other video game characters as a lesson to be careful about how high-and-mighty they get. I'm thinking we send it to Master Chief first...