12/21/2012

[CleverCover]

If the world does end and everyone starts killing each other, then me writing these reports instead of hanging out with friends will be one of those many regrets I will have and force me to stay behind as a ghost...

so I really hope the world doesn't end and no one decides to spare my life/go batshit insane and kill me or my loved ones.

Also, it's an excuse to party that night.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

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This is definitely a contender for the craziest, most offensive post of the year. Xanthious,[footnote]I'm still counting him, because he still has time to form an alt account. I don't want to put the poor guy out of the running just yet.[/footnote] Blablahb, Gorf, and Therumancer might be having to up their game.

how is that crazy OR offensive?

 

[DazBurger]

I dont get it, there is no 21 month.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

All I really posted was some existentialist ideas about EM fields and people and how changes in the environment around us affects us as people.

Existentialist? How is what you said existentialist in any way?

 

[Auron]

2012 is a weird-ass case of late to the party millenial fear. Apparently humans don't learn that these dates mean nothing because millenial fear has been a thing since 990's AD.

 

[Abomination]

How many more of these stupid hoaxes are people going to spout bullshit after bullshit about? Why do they keep getting news coverage?

How many times does the world have to NOT end before they pull their collective idiot heads out of their collective idiot asses?

 

[Noblemartel]

Thank you yet again for drawing attention to my birthday. I expect presents from all of you.

I'll give you a present only if you give me one as well (my birthday too).

 

[Sordin]

I don't know what will happen and I don't really care. There are 3 scenarios I can envision. 1).Nothing happens and life goes on 2).It does and I die. Speaks for itself. 3).It does and I survive, this calls for two sub options. 3a).The situation is so dire I commit suicide. 3b). The situation has hope left in which case I will give the whole rebuilding society a chance. Well that's my plan I hope yours all give you luck.

 

[gigastar]

We are quite overdue for a massive reduction in population.

The World Wars did thier best, but it only cut down realatively few stalks of bamboo.

And if im among the dead at least i wont have to worry about getting a job anymore.

 

[Connor Voskamp]

you guys are all crazy, Friday isn't the end of the world, it's the second impact. Adam is going to wake upand we all are going to get giant robots. Gilliam explained all of this in super robot wars.

 

[Hasido]

Thank you yet again for drawing attention to my birthday. I expect presents from all of you.

I would give you presents, but unfortunately i'm really bad at gift giving, so instead I'll be .gif giving.

Spoiler: This kinda feels appropriate for the thread.

 

[Cpu46]

The whole day I will be playing this on a loop
and laughing as Fox news tries to reason why the end didn't come. This will be a great day.

Either that or the Yellowstone caldera goes off, a meteor hits the earth, and we all die in the freezing cold. Cuz, ya know, it could happen (but it won't).

Or a meteor could hit the Yellowstone Caldera, destroying the surrounding area and setting off all the fault lines on the east coast, pretty much dooming everyone over there. The world then becomes coated with ash and dust, cooling the planet. Then the poles flip bombarding the world with cosmic rays. When the poles finally stabilize and the dust and ash settles the human race will still probably be there, having taken shelter in mines and bunkers. Some animals will have survived as well and repopulation will occur....

I think I have way too much time on my hands. I really need a hobby.

 

[geK0]

Anyway, it's only gonna get worse as the population continues to skyrocket over the next 30 years. The top 1% keep getting richer and the gap keeps increasing because they are cashing out.

You own a computer and can afford internet access.... I think you'll be alright

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

You know the best part about this "Ermahgerd END OF THE WORLD" scenario?

None of the people that believe in this crap will have bought Christmas presents.

Then, December 22 will roll around...

 

[TakeyB0y2]

This lovely video sums up my feeling on the whole deal spectacularly!


I won't go into all the scientific stuff about why the world has no reason to suddenly end on the 21st (others have beaten me to it anyways, also I'm not very good at science). I'll just say that I'm not looking forward to 21/12/12's replacement doomsday.

 

[Nathan Josephs]

did you seriously make a mayan doomsday thread? go sit in the corner.

 

[Tiger Sora]

I'll see Reddit mocking the crazies. I'll listen to the song Age of Aquarius by The Fifth Dimension.

Otherwise I'll just be enjoying my time. World isn't gona end people, but do get ready for the great mocking of our time.

 

[Darken12]

There will be death.

But then again, there's death every day.

I expect to see a slight rise in patients in the ICU of the clinic I work at. That's about it.

Captcha: "Don't dawdle." I won't, captcha. I won't. Time's a-wastin'.