Sgt. Dante said:
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Oh hai Mr. Computer. It's so nice to meet you. How are you? Well, aside from connected to a wall or outlet.
Wow OP, you seem to "hate" a lot of things don't you? Perhaps you should find a creative outlet outside of the internet, like maybe walking, fishing, gardening...
Oh, and I find that people who abuse/murder my native language (English) are the scum of the earth, especially if they were also raised speaking English as their language. If English is a second language to them however, than that's fine. Aside from that though, poor speakers/typists have no excuse other than stupidity.