14 Things Video Games have taught us...
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Random pots in peoples houses might hold herbs and weapons for you to take.
People who matter, like me, get cutscenes. The rest of you mortals will die.
Scattered around the world are floating brick boxes that you can somehow break with your head if you eat a mushroom, to get cash and more mushrooms.
Your enemies can hurt you by walking into you. You have to jump on them or use actual attacks to reciprocate.
Vehicles can peel out on a banana peel.
Princesses with avoid putting out after you rescue them by getting captured again.
Some grenades can stick to people and things, but not to the hand that throws it.
People in the future fight with futuristic swords, even with guns available.
Life will hand you new weapons or powers right when you need them.
There is an island out there somewhere inhabited by apes born from barrels who must constantly battle a demented bipedal crocodile.
People who matter, like me, get cutscenes. The rest of you mortals will die.
Scattered around the world are floating brick boxes that you can somehow break with your head if you eat a mushroom, to get cash and more mushrooms.
Your enemies can hurt you by walking into you. You have to jump on them or use actual attacks to reciprocate.
Vehicles can peel out on a banana peel.
Princesses with avoid putting out after you rescue them by getting captured again.
Some grenades can stick to people and things, but not to the hand that throws it.
People in the future fight with futuristic swords, even with guns available.
Life will hand you new weapons or powers right when you need them.
There is an island out there somewhere inhabited by apes born from barrels who must constantly battle a demented bipedal crocodile.
Most people do not understand the idea that if you are firing a constant stream of bullets at a target, and they run across your line of fire, they are going to suffer a mild case of perforation.
This will inevitably result in you being falsely accused of team-killing because some f*&ktard doesn't understand that RUNNING IN FRONT OF MACHINE GUNS IS A BAD IDEA!!!
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This will inevitably result in you being falsely accused of team-killing because some f*&ktard doesn't understand that RUNNING IN FRONT OF MACHINE GUNS IS A BAD IDEA!!!
-A
Vehicles in warfare should be banned. Allies will always dive under it for no reason and others will blame the driver for their deaths. - Halo
A completely naked man can still be carrying many weapons and a few full suits of armour - any game that allows you to strip to almost naked but keep items in your inventory e.g. Oblivion
Gravity is optional - various
Mushrooms make you bigger and eating your flower garden will let you shoot fireballs - Mario
A completely naked man can still be carrying many weapons and a few full suits of armour - any game that allows you to strip to almost naked but keep items in your inventory e.g. Oblivion
Gravity is optional - various
Mushrooms make you bigger and eating your flower garden will let you shoot fireballs - Mario
aim for the big glowing eyes, they're always the weekspot. if they're solid, its a spy. rocket jumping can get you anywhere.
Uwe Boll will be the end boss in Duke Nukem foreversirdanrhodes said:
1. The Wermacht eats babies and sacrifices virgins, and everyone not wearing grey uniforms is the unlawful son of Uncle Sam and Virgin Mary.
2. Somehow, driving really fast regenerates fuel, and if we convert all our cars to just run on nitrous oxide, we can end the oil crisis right now.
3. Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Mother's day and Groundhog day are all pretty poor deadlines for releasing a videogame.
4. Aliens are bad.
fifty bullets to the head is totally survivable as long as you have enough stimpacks-fallout 3
not wearing a helmet in battle means that you are too important to be killed-gears of war 1+2
the good guys ALWAYS win-general morals
a single platoon can defeat three divisions of enemy infantry and five tanks- ww2 shooters, especially call of duty
a real soldier only brings three magazines of ammo and two grenades to a fight and only has one upgrade on his gun- COD4
not wearing a helmet in battle means that you are too important to be killed-gears of war 1+2
the good guys ALWAYS win-general morals
a single platoon can defeat three divisions of enemy infantry and five tanks- ww2 shooters, especially call of duty
a real soldier only brings three magazines of ammo and two grenades to a fight and only has one upgrade on his gun- COD4
It's a spoiler tag so it wouldn't screw up the thread. Just click it.Zyxzy said:...I just see text...woem said:Exactly. An image of the game Arcanum which shows that not just every game has an infinite inventory.Zyxzy said:...that's an image?woem said:Zyxzy said:
You can fall 20,000 ft if you have a spring attached to your heal- portal
Crowbars are very deadly weapons- Half Life
50% of your city population is killed during a nuclear strike- Civilization 3
Cops only chase you for a couple of blocks when you kill half the town- GTA3
An injection of drugs can heal broken bones, regrow limbs, and heal bullet wounds- Fallout 3
Spinning discs shot from a gun cannot hurt you when they richochet into you- Ratchet and Clank 3
Dragons can't swim- Spyro
many times unhostile characters are immune to your attacks- various
All guards are part of a telepathic super collective that instantly transmitts your crimes to every guard-mind across the land- The Elder Scrolls
Even bad jedi can't kill innocent civilians- Knights of the Old Republic
The crowd knows ever note of every song you play- Guitar Hero and Rock Band
Military units are offten several hundred feet tall- Civilization games
The world will end when only one nation is left, or when someone launches a spaceship to alpha centuari- Civilization (again, I learned alot from that game)
Crowbars are very deadly weapons- Half Life
50% of your city population is killed during a nuclear strike- Civilization 3
Cops only chase you for a couple of blocks when you kill half the town- GTA3
An injection of drugs can heal broken bones, regrow limbs, and heal bullet wounds- Fallout 3
Spinning discs shot from a gun cannot hurt you when they richochet into you- Ratchet and Clank 3
Dragons can't swim- Spyro
many times unhostile characters are immune to your attacks- various
All guards are part of a telepathic super collective that instantly transmitts your crimes to every guard-mind across the land- The Elder Scrolls
Even bad jedi can't kill innocent civilians- Knights of the Old Republic
The crowd knows ever note of every song you play- Guitar Hero and Rock Band
Military units are offten several hundred feet tall- Civilization games
The world will end when only one nation is left, or when someone launches a spaceship to alpha centuari- Civilization (again, I learned alot from that game)
