15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[QuirkyTambourine]

I'm armed with a terraforming weapon/power (what was that game again?)

I raise myself five miles straight above them, then flood the ground below.

I win.

Fracture never played it myself but how do you plan to cuase a flood? Was that another weapon or something?

Not sure, I assumed "terraforming" meant "god mode constantly on" and as we all know, what good is god mode without random floods because I'm bored?

 

[Neosage]

I'd like to counter their charge with a stampede of my own:

How would you accomplish that?

[sup]No magic?![/sup]

Disney magic, Grasshopper.
Disney magic.

Disney magic? I am dissapointed in you Erana...

[sup]Is this what magic has come to these days?[/sup]

 

[ottenni]

A segway. Id race the and chafe them to death!

 

[silicon avatar]

Translocator from the Unreal series. I will use it to get the hell out of there.

 

[Erana]

I'd like to counter their charge with a stampede of my own:

How would you accomplish that?

[sup]No magic?![/sup]

Disney magic, Grasshopper.
Disney magic.

Disney magic? I am dissapointed in you Erana...

[sup]Is this what magic has come to these days?[/sup]

You were the one who said on the IRC that you would cry if you watched that video.

Seems effective enough to me.

 

[Spineyguy]

I don't need weapons. I'm a Black-belt in Run-and-hide-jitzu.

 

[Neosage]

I'd like to counter their charge with a stampede of my own:

How would you accomplish that?

[sup]No magic?![/sup]

Disney magic, Grasshopper.
Disney magic.

Disney magic? I am dissapointed in you Erana...

[sup]Is this what magic has come to these days?[/sup]

You were the one who said on the IRC that you would cry if you watched that video.

Seems effective enough to me.

[sup]....Tears Of Rage....[/sup]

I wasn't crying, I just had something in my eye...

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

I have to agree. Running sounds best in these situations. Hiding also sounds good too.

Huh!

...

Hadn't thought of running actually.

Hiding doubly so. If there are 15,000 in sufficient density, they will either find you... or trample you.

Or by complete random luck they would bypass you leaving you free to run in the other direction.

Why rely on luck when you can rely on bullets?

1 VS. 15,000. Unless you have an entire squadron on guys aiming down the row at them they will eventually surround you. Plus, some bullets may hit the same knights two, three, or even four times there by wasting some ammo.

So if you had lets say 20,000 bullets and four bullets hit each knight you would roughly waste about 5,000 bullets on the same knights.

Plus we also have to factor in pain tolerance, where the body was hit, and all that stuff. Unless of course I am thinking way to much into this.

You seem to be assuming that one must remain in a fixed position and that fortifications are not applicable.

Further, with the correct defensive positions and the right caliber of bullets, 20,000 is more than enough.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

I'd call in the orbital strike from Fallout 3.
Or i'd dig a big hole to crawl in.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

It's not from a game....

Bowel Disruptor set to Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom

Anyone who can tell me what that's from gets a mystery prize

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

A rocket launcher with unlimited ammo. =D

 

[Phenakist]

Umm.... Rift generator from C&C3, fired so precisely it doesn't hit me yet gets all them

 

[zaro27]

Either...
A. The Chicago Typewriter from RE4
B. The Handcannon, also from RE4
C. Some Tesla based weapon, cause they're in PLATE MAIL!
D. Some Microwave cannon, cause they'd pop like blood filled balloons.
Or E. Reason [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reason_%28weapon_system%29#Reason]

 

[fessferenc]

I'd find a sufficient bottleneck in the terrain and make good use of the portal gun

 

[Kemea]

Well....obviously as a metalhead I would have to saaaaay.....uhhhmmmm:

1) The guitar-scythy thingy from Devil May Cry 3, you can frigging summon a storm of bats
with a solo *drools*
2) The guitar in Brutal Legend ^^

I mean, how cool is it to defeat an army with the power of METAAAAAL \m/ (^_^) \m/

 

[Syntax Error]

Holy Hand Grenade.
(Or a Banana bomb, nothing is too close to use a Banana bomb on.)

Wonder what game I've been playing....

Concrete donkeys are better. A donkey!!! A donkey!!! My kingdom for a donkey!!!

 

[Hookman]

The F.L.U.D(I believe thats what its called). I'll rust them so much they wont even be able to move!